Emoji!

We have a 🆕 and very 🆒 🎁 for all of you. 🆗 so we were drinking 🍺 from our new Kegerator (✨❤✨). Holman was excited to use his new big padder 🎿 and might have been a little 📣 about it, and admittedly Tomayko was outside 🚬 – but I still don’t think we were being too loud. But I guess the 👮 disagreed, showed up to ⚠ and eventually threw down the 🔨. We all had to 🏃 to the 🚌, 🚲, 🚕, 🚋 to get home for some 💤 (naturally, Scott used the company ✈). Unfortunately we forgot to 🔑 the door, and a 🐻 broke into the office, lured by the smell of 🐟 and 🍰. That wouldn’t have been too bad, except he stepped on a power cord, which kind of acted like a 💣 – it sent a ⚡ to all our 💻 and started a 🔥. Long story short, the bear is now ♿ and we’re going to have to fill out much 📝 and spend a lot of 💰 to fix this.

Where was I going with this? Can’t say I remember.

Written by

Kyle Neath

@kneath