Keenan

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by me, your friend, Keenan

• lmao almost started crying about Polish 7-Eleven this morning
  

  March 11, 2026

• Much to the chagrin of all of my enemies, I am still alive and thriving
  

  January 21, 2026

• Today my brain wanted to think about one of the first dates I ever went on
  

  July 30, 2025

• To fluctuate is to exist as a human
  

  June 30, 2025

• Today, I am writing about a fork and, no, it's not a metaphor for anything please stop asking
  

  May 8, 2025

• Wish You Were Here
  

  May 1, 2025

• ONE HOUR OF DANCING MON MOTHMA
  

  April 28, 2025

• The real emotional intelligence is the people we beat up in our heads along the way
  

  March 12, 2025

• How to Make an Audioblog: A Guide Written by an Anxious Moron Haunted by Imposter Syndrome
  

  February 20, 2025

• My method for perfect pourover coffee
  

  January 23, 2025

• I was wrong, and I'm truly sorry
  

  January 22, 2025

• I wasn't going to get super meta on here, but the people clamour for more Keenan and who am I to deny them their simple pleasures?
  

  January 15, 2025

• A hug from Dorothy
  

  November 8, 2024

• I remember every mean thing anyone ever said to me
  

  November 1, 2024

• I pierced my fucking nose
  

  October 29, 2024

• I've missed Sam for a long time (or: Pick Your Battles)
  

  October 2, 2024

• The iPhone 16 Pro Review: Finally, a little pocket computer that fills the gaping void in my soul
  

  September 20, 2024

• I AM HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME
  

  August 26, 2024

• Uh oh! I think I really like the Sonos Ace headphones
  

  July 15, 2024

• An alarmingly concise and very hinged summary of what it was like to build this site from scratch
  

  July 3, 2024

• Felt cute, might delete later
  

  June 27, 2024

• I really like everyone on my blogroll, but I'm sorry to say that it must die
  

  June 6, 2024

• Zach Gage thinks he can bribe me into talking about Pile-Up Poker, the new game on Puzzmo
  

  June 4, 2024

• A very masturbatory WeblogPoMo2024 retrospective, starring me, Keenan
  

  June 3, 2024

• I was young and stupid and the only thing that's changed is now I'm older (or: "Transistor Radio")
  

  May 14, 2024

• He sees (or: “Bishuf”)
  

  May 13, 2024

• (Alive) (or: “Untitled #1”)
  

  May 12, 2024

• Don’t blow out your own candle (or: “Us”)
  

  May 11, 2024

• Everything and nothing (or: “Soon We’ll Be Found”)
  

  May 10, 2024

• The spectre in the rearview (or: “Fast Car”)
  

  May 9, 2024

• Fellas, is it gay to like pop music? (or: “Toxic”)
  

  May 8, 2024

• Aspirational Vinyl (or: “Why We Cry at Movies”)
  

  May 7, 2024

• Michelle Branch and Call of Duty, name a more iconic duo (or: “Everywhere”)
  

  May 6, 2024

• I wouldn't call myself a Furry, but I've learned a lot from the community (or: “Fell Off the Face of the Earth”)
  

  May 5, 2024

• I don't need to know what my favorite songs are about to love them—but sometimes it helps (or: “The Commander Thinks Aloud”)
  

  May 4, 2024

• There is nothing about you I won’t love! (or: “Girl!”)
  

  May 3, 2024

• Nostalgia for people who don't want to be trapped in the past (or: “Float On”)
  

  May 2, 2024

• An unrelenting sense of longing (or: “Maps”)
  

  May 1, 2024

• Dare I commit to trying to post once a day for an entire month when we all know that my tolerance for obligation is basically nonexistent?
  

  April 29, 2024

• The Meat Grinder
  

  April 9, 2024

• Not to sound like a total hipster, but I definitely had a $1/month membership for awhile now
  

  March 14, 2024

• In just the first two months, 2024 has bestowed upon me three games with which I am absolutely smitten
  

  March 1, 2024

• RSS readers make me want to jump into a vat of acid!
  

  February 2, 2024

• Please please please please please please share your big dumb beautiful self with the world
  

  January 11, 2024

• I’m turning off my website analytics because I’m very brave and I promise I truly do not care about the numbers
  

  January 9, 2024

• I made an audio blog so you can read in your car without driving into a ditch
  

  January 5, 2024

• I learned to love cooking, and all I had to do was destroy my entire life
  

  December 22, 2023

• Happy Monday! Enjoy this dumpamine from the past week
  

  December 11, 2023

• Here are a bunch of games I played this year to distract me from the fact that one day the Sun will swallow our planet whole
  

  December 1, 2023

• An inordinate amount of our attention is afforded to absurdly rich children
  

  November 22, 2023

• This is not a sub-post about Harrison; I just want to defend Signs, M. Night Shyamalan’s best film
  

  November 17, 2023

• Hot take: It’s okay if we don’t consume all of the world’s information before we die
  

  November 15, 2023

• You Should Be Excited for Puzzmo, a Cute as Fuck Daily Puzzle Smorgasbord from Zach Gage
  

  November 8, 2023

• These are the default apps I use as a former tech nerd and current fucking loser
  

  November 7, 2023

• Mountain Dew VooDEW 2023 Zero Sugar: The Dewfinitive Review
  

  October 5, 2023

• I do not enjoy the saxophone, but it is not impossible to surprise me
  

  July 26, 2023

• I want whatever drugs Robb Knight is having (except I think the drug is sleep deprivation)
  

  June 23, 2023

• Oh my god everything is so fucking stupid now
  

  June 23, 2023

• I don’t want a folding phone, but I don’t not want a folding phone
  

  June 22, 2023

• A website run by morons who are very dumb and also stupid
  

  June 20, 2023

• They and Me
  

  July 14, 2021

• Hey, so, I think I fucking hate the internet
  

  June 4, 2021

• Ethan Hawke is my life coach
  

  April 5, 2021

• What is Happening
  

  January 3, 2017

• Never Change
  

  November 3, 2015