a court of thorns and roses. ballad of songbirds and snakes. bowl of macaroni and cheese

I love having a cat because who else will sit with me for four hours solid while I sort aquarium gravel by colour composition surface texture and patina

Sometimes he tries to eat the rocks but I've honed my reflexes to a razor's edge for just such an occasion

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

Andreas Streich

I feel like people are missing the Very Important reference picture and that's just criminal. Clearly if you look at the dog that inspired the piece, you would understand the inherent validity of the voters' choice.

Thank you for that addition but I assure you we all already understood the the validity of the voters choice

Having a boyfriend is literally free

I’m stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo that’s not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects i’m sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them

wheeel……

I think he likes it?

Boyfriend enrichment

Eugh! Blegh! Ptooey!

Rb to remind a friend not to put the pffthlarthh in their mouth

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

colorblind pride flag just dropped

robert evans continuing to be my hero

wait there's more

Zelda Heritage Post

collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.