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My Vampire Spouse
03:14
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Enter mysterious creature
Into the scene that has been set
Upon arrival, takes off coat
And many glances then have met
A tissue study laid before it
A grim persuasion was omitted
It doesn’t have to smile for me to know
And it carries with it many memories
Of its father and its mother
I will be a memory, too
As really I am just an other
Kiss me, bite me, I will live like you
If you give me just a chance
On a dark, mysterious dance
My vampire spouse
My vampire spouse
Need not reply
Need not reply
And a fatal smile is all I want
But I won’t get even a pity laugh
And I’m lost, dumbfounded and confused
The seas need part a golden staff
A refuse basket by the shore
A sea of garbage, cry no more
It doesn’t care for right or wrong
My vampire spouse
My vampire spouse
Need not reply
Need not reply
My vampire spouse
My vampire spouse
Need not reply
Need not reply
My vampire spouse
My vampire spouse
Need not reply
Need not reply
The blood of the covenant is thicker
Than the water of the womb
The blood of the covenant is thicker
Than the water of the womb
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I just met a guy
I tell you, this will be the end of me again
He’s so very nice
I think I’m really fond of him
I don’t know why
And I feel butterflies
And I feel very happy
And I feel like I’m gonna throw up
And I feel very angry
And I thought when I was young
That I’d love a girl
And my head explodes
It’s not a change of clothes
Friend is boy
And I don’t know what to say
Is it right or wrong
Calling him again today, no
Friend is boy
And I’m feeling very swell
Is it good or bad
I feel like I am in heaven
Let me change the story
It’s not about what you think it is anymore
When I was a teen
A friend I shared names with
Told me a fun, fun fact
And I feel like a pill bug
And I feel very tiny
And I feel like I’m gonna throw up
And I think that I’m allergic
To these tiny little bugs
Are they even fish
Seafood allergy
It’s the allegory, OK
Shrimps is bugs
And I feel how my brain grows
Are they even fish
Or something else entirely
Shrimps is bugs
And they’re dirty animals
I don’t want to eat them
Cause I will probably die
Something happened here
The moves of civilization
Great machinery
Big things coming to
The city, everyone moving
Money laundering
And I feel very frightened
And I feel very powerful
And I feel like I’m gonna throw up
And I feel like a disaster is brewing
Buy a ticket, book it
And get out of town
It doesn’t matter where I go
Everywhere I go I know that
Crane is moving
When I am on holiday
I’m away two weeks
Get a call on the tenth day
Crane is moving
And I don’t know what to say
Do you have insurance
Cause your whole building’s collapsed
Shrimps is bugs
And I carry allergy medicine
I am well protected by insurance
Friend is boy
And I’m sorry, friend who’s boy
My whole building’s on the ground
Can I stay with you
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Dads play solitaire
Moms play candy crush
My socks don’t match
And my brain is mush
And everything is all-right
There is love in here
Deep inside my heart
My songs are sung
And my love for art
Belongs here
And everything is all-right
But sometimes when the music stops
I can hear myself thinking
And all I do is pick up my guitar
And I play a song again
Baby goes to school
Learns a thing or two
Baby grows
And gets a diploma
And everything is all-right
But sometimes when the music stops
I can hear myself doubting
That anything and everything
Is all-right
And sometimes when the music stops
I can hear myself thinking
And all I do is pick up my guitar
And I walk away
A million lies
And you told your mom you’d help yourself
And you told your dad you’d do the dishes
And that you’d find a way to be alive
One, two, three
Count the stars above, count your blessings
If this is what makes you happy
Then maybe it’ll all work out
If this is what makes you happy
Then maybe everything is all-right
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Our Favourite Songs
03:35
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Dan and Louis live in a little shack
Right in the middle of the woods
Every morning when the cuckoo clock hits eight
Dan goes to work, he’s never late
Dan chops lumber, he’s a lumberjack
Louis works at home, sat on his chair
Cause he, on the other hand, is an artisan
He sells his wares at the Sunday town’s fair
Dance with me, I tell you, oh please
To the tune, the tune of our favourite songs
Take my hand and never let go
To the tune, the tune of our favourite songs
Dan gets home after a long, long day at work
Louis has gone out to catch some fish
A little later, he’s come back carrying trout
They will prepare a hearty dish
A couple drinks of wine and they are very happy
Turn on the stereo and dance
Their only audience are the nightingales
Who sing their song from Germany to France
Dance with me, I tell you, oh please
To the tune, the tune of our favourite songs
Take my hand and never let go
To the tune, the tune of our favourite songs
Sunday morning, and it's Dan’s day off work
He goes with Louis to the fair
Together, they set up a tent to sell Lou’s art
It’s a sunny day, have a breath of fresh air
Children come to listen to Dan’s accordion playing
Everyone’s happy and prancing all about
Dan takes Louis by the hands and sings with him
And he says these words out loud
Dance with me, I tell you, oh please
To the tune, the tune of our favourite songs
Take my hand and never let go
To the tune, the tune of our favourite songs
Dance with me, I tell you, oh please
To the tune, the tune of our favourite songs
Take my hand and never let go
To the tune, the tune of our favourite songs
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The Greatest Showman
03:36
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My old man listens to the marimba players on the street
And he knows he has a dream
So he spends all the money he saved for food and goes
Out and buys pieces of wood
My old man is stubborn and wears his slippers on the street
Even polishes them like shoes
Every time I say he is insane it’s 'cos I know
This old man is quite the case
His mind’s laid out just like a maze
Even though his plans may seem crazy, they always work
My old man cooks his spaghetti with cinnamon toast crunch
And he doesn’t give a crap
He says he hates how it tastes as he takes another bite and finishes it up
My old man says to random people on the street, “come to my house”
And that often worries me
He builds marimbas every day and I just feel like
I’m really going insane
Sometimes I don’t want to be like him
But if I am insane
I guess I'm already there
My old man has some quirks and doesn’t really understand
Other people aren’t into new-age medicine and self-help books
And dianetics and solar panel building
And marimbas and e-bikes and poetry
My old man isn’t getting any younger, yet he claims
He’s planning on living an extra thirty years or so
If that’s the case, he’ll be over a hundred years old
And I’m really going insane
And he isn’t getting any younger
We’ll just have to put up with him
For a little bit longer
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Critter Song
02:11
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I don't know how
You could choose
Out of an endless sea of fish
I know it hurts
But this is just
Some infatuation I hold
But when all of the seasons were changing
I could only think of one thing
Now the sun has set
No more boundaries
And I can hold onto you
I don't know how
We found this path
But I will never turn my back on you regardless of the weather
No, never
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Memory Calling
03:29
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Feeling everyday
Like I’m missing something larger
Of old times way past
And of memories long gone
Sitting out ashore; at a sea of distant wonders
I think of your warmth
It’s like a memory calling; calling out for me
And I close my eyes, wondering where
You have gone, you’re in my heart
Waking up again
In a pool of my own sadness
Questioning myself
Over the mistakes we made
I look at my world
For a sign of your comforting love
And all I find is a memory calling; calling out for me
And I think again of the things you used to say
And the world feels cold without your embrace
And even though I hurt,
The memory keeps me alive
I went on a trip
And I sailed the seven seas
Meeting everyone
With sunshine in my smile
Every day and night,
I can see you in my dreams
And that’s just enough
To keep me going; a memory calling
Who am I other than you?
Sitting out ashore; at a sea of distant wonders
I think of your warmth
It’s like a memory calling; calling out for me
I woke up today
And I didn’t cry this time
I think of your warmth
It’s like a memory calling; calling out for me
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I see you often in my dreams
I talk ‘bout you with all my friends
But I’m afraid that you might see me somewhat just of odds and ends
When I’m walking in the park, when I’m buying groceries
I hum to your songs’ sweet melodies
And I don’t know what to do, if I ever meet you
I will probably collapse, could I maybe please hug you?
I’m in love with a rockstar, baby
I’m one of many guys and ladies
Who dance to your music night and day
You’ll never love me; there’s no way
My friends call me and tell me rockstar is in town
When I think ‘bout seeing him, my heart just pounds and pounds
I buy tickets to go and see him play live
I’m in the front row; he will see me dance tonight
I’m in love with a rockstar, baby
He’s so talented and sexy
Tonight I will dance till my body gives out
While he sings his heart out
Suddenly, his music stops and
He comes down from the stage
He looks at me, and only at me, and
Yells out, “I love you”
Now we spend every moment together
Every day’s a new adventure
I didn’t know what to do,
But now I know I’m yours
I’m in love with a rockstar, baby
The kind that hugs me every morning
And lets me know that I’m the only one for him
I’m in love with a rockstar, baby
The kind that loves you back; it’s crazy
I’m in love with a rockstar, baby
And there’s nothing you can do when you’re in love
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Cliché
04:27
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There lived a dog long ago
Who wanted to touch the sky
But his luck was gone and so were his friends
He could only gaze up at night
One day he closed up the door
And left his home all by himself
He said, “I will travel and touch the sky;
I won’t let this dream sit on the shelf.”
Along the way, he met a mouse
The mouse let him stay at his house
He said, “You can’t touch the sky.”
And the dog replied, “Well, I might as well just try.”
The both of them came up with a plan
Not before having some flan
The mouse said, “I’ll build some wings,
So you can fly and maybe touch the sky.”
A dog’s flying above your head now
He says he’ll touch the fucking sky
And all you care ‘bout are my problems
You should go fly a kite
The dog’s flying up in the air
He doesn’t want to come down
As he’s flying, the mouse steals all his junk and
Runs away from the scene
Then it started to pour rain
A bolt of lightning hit the dog
Guess you can’t touch the sky, but maybe
The sky itself can touch you instead
A dog’s flying above your head now
He says he’ll touch the fucking sky
And all you care ‘bout are my problems
You should go fly a kite
A dog’s flying above your head now
He says he’ll touch the fucking sky
And all you care ‘bout are my problems
You should go fly a kite
A dog’s flying above your head now
He says he’ll touch the fucking sky
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Erie's Theme
03:51
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Ghostkisser
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When all else fails, what do you now?
When you’re cornered by ghosts and monsters
Do you punch them right in the face? No, you won't. You won't
They could bite you, they could punch back
They could do many things that you’d never want
So what do you do when you confront them? Well… Well, what then?
You give them a look with your eyes
Then you close in on them
Then you kiss them right on the lips
And as they’re stunned, you run away
Run away with me now from the fate and ghosts we met
Dance tonight with me now, and shine your love on me
Run away with me now from the fate and ghosts we met
Dance tonight with me now, and shine your love on me
Dance tonight with me now, and shine your love on me
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13. |
Toons Can't Die
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Funny cartoon animals
Chasing you up and down
You think you can’t get rid of them
Stuck forever in Toontown
They’ll never leave your head
Those zany, crazy men
You can just forget about them
They’ll never torture you again
Throw an anvil onto their heads; make em eat a bomb and explode
You can crush their bodies with a piano, but don’t forget about them
Cuz you can’t kill a toon but if you forget about them, then they will die
It isn’t good for them
Or their pay-or-play contracts
Animation studios only love them
For the money they bring, that’s just facts
They’ll get kicked out and then
They’ll build a new career
But with no one to laugh at them
They will all just disappear
Throw an anvil onto their heads; make em eat a bomb and explode
You can crush their bodies with a piano, but don’t forget about them
Cuz you can’t kill a toon but if you forget about them, then they will die
Throw an anvil onto their heads; make em eat a bomb and explode
You can crush their bodies with a piano, but don’t forget about them
Cuz you can’t kill a toon but if you forget about them, then they will die
Throw an anvil onto their heads; make em eat a bomb and explode
You can crush their bodies with a piano, but don’t forget about them
Cuz you can’t kill a toon but if you forget about them, then they will die
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Get up and get out of bed
Put on your suit
Not that one, the other one
Brush your teeth
You’re running late
Jump downstairs
Catch your bus before it’s eight
You get home, you’re all worn out
Dunno how, but there’s someone else inside
It’s a little funny animal
He comes near and he takes you by the hand
And he opens up a little hole in the ground
And he tells you, “Come with me!”
You don’t really hesitate as you take his hand
And then you find yourself to be
In the land of funny animals
Where you’re never late
You’ll always be on time
In the land of funny animals
They’re always partying
And dancing all around
In the land of funny animals
Where everyone’s noses are big and red
Land of funny animals
You’re forever here
But you don’t wanna go back
In the land of funny animals
You’re in the land of those funny animals
In the land of funny animals
You’re in the land of those funny animals
In the land of funny animals
You’re in the land of those funny animals
In the land of funny animals
You’re in the land of those funny animals
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15. |
Skater Love Story
02:52
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Bandages cover his legs, and soft red hair his head
He doesn’t speak that much
He fell off his board a lot while trying to impress
Impress the boy he loves
It’s always been like this; can’t tell him what he feels
He’s scared he’ll break his dreams
But it’s a given anyway cause he has a girlfriend
And he’ll never realize
He could break his heart and leave him all alone
Why would he want to be friends after that?
One day he came alone. His girl broke up with him
And moved to Tennessee
He couldn’t go with her. He ended up alone
Alone with his best friend
He said he loved him more than he loved her
Then the lonely boy tried to kiss him
He pushed him back and told him he wanted to be left alone
“Well, you surely screwed this one up, didn’t you?”
He came back the next day and said,
“I’m sorry I pushed you and called you names.”
“I have never kissed a boy, but maybe I’d like to try… to try with you again.”
Our lonely boy smiled at him, and took him by the hand
He never let it go
People see them all the time when they go and skate at night
They skate holding hands
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16. |
Pinky
03:21
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