I once went tiger hunting with nothing but a club. Weren't you scared? No, It was my gun club and we've got forty members I've finally gotten around to addressing the needs of the most neglected members of the weapons buying public. In these trying times it's not fair that folks who need only a cudgel, cosh, knobkerrie, trench mace, what have you to feel secure should have to make do with sticks and empty bottles and the like. In the hope of alieveating some of this anguish, I offer up my...