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Wanted, dead or alive. Orion Metzger. 3000 cr.
First time? Read the general warnings.

Name: Orion Metzger. Sex: Male. Born: 1799, Northern Highdale. Height: ~180 cm. Looks: White hair, red eyes, pale skin, gangly.

Guilty of: Murder, cannibalism, rape, sodomy, sacrilige, arson, kidnapping.

Wanted, alive. Alfred the Wolf. 5000 cr.
First time? Read the general warnings.

Name: Alfred. Sex: Male. Born: 1778, Monclair. Height: ~250-300 cm. Looks: Grey fur, yellow eyes, hunchback, burly.

Guilty of: Murder, rape, robbery, graverobbery, sodomy, heresy, kidnapping.

Wanted, dead or alive. Little Red Hood. 1800 cr.
First time? Read the general warnings.

Name: Madeleine O'Mally. Sex: Female. Born: 1810, Highdale. Height: ~140 cm. Looks: Often masked, black hair, green eyes, dark skin, petite.

Guilty of: Murder, theft, witchcraft.

A coupon for Rochdale bath house. Allows for 7 baths: 1½ hour each, private rooms for 1-5 people. 2/7 are stamped as spent.

Huh. Someone pinned a bath house coupon here... And there's still 5 baths left unspent!? Jackpot!!!

A condom pinned to the bulletin board, directly through the middle. 3 more pins (without condoms) are around it.

Oh. No.

Romeo
in Wysteria.
Romeo fullbody
Name
Romeo Morming
Species
Demon, but thought to be some sun elf hybrid
Birthday
27th of August, 1785
Height
200 cm

Romeo is a travelling, uh... radish soup merchant. Very cool. Don't underestimate the radish soup business, alright? It's honest work, providing the world with the wonderful health benefits of radishes.

As a newborn, Romeo was abandoned in the radish fields. Then, his adoptive mothers found him, and brought him back to the radish farm to raise him as their own. He was raised among the radishes, by two radish farmers.

Romeo got a liiittle bored of radishes every now and again, and dreamt of the rebellious life of, well, uhh... being a travelling corn bread merchant instead, maybe? But with radishes being as important as they are in Wysteria, Romeo settled on a compromise; becoming a travelling radish soup merchant. It's a good market, and his own innate magic aligns best with... radishes, for some reason.

What's with the radishes?
someone who doesn't know The Deep Radish Lore

Read a book. May I recommend The Deep Radish Lore?

miscellaneous

  • He's surprisingly strong... Crazy bitch carrying that huge fucking barrel full of radish soup around like it's nothing.

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