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Wanted, dead or alive. Orion Metzger. 3000 cr.
First time? Read the general warnings.

Name: Orion Metzger. Sex: Male. Born: 1799, Northern Highdale. Height: ~180 cm. Looks: White hair, red eyes, pale skin, gangly.

Guilty of: Murder, cannibalism, rape, sodomy, sacrilige, arson, kidnapping.

Wanted, alive. Alfred the Wolf. 5000 cr.
First time? Read the general warnings.

Name: Alfred. Sex: Male. Born: 1778, Monclair. Height: ~250-300 cm. Looks: Grey fur, yellow eyes, hunchback, burly.

Guilty of: Murder, rape, robbery, graverobbery, sodomy, heresy, kidnapping.

Wanted, dead or alive. Little Red Hood. 1800 cr.
First time? Read the general warnings.

Name: Madeleine O'Mally. Sex: Female. Born: 1810, Highdale. Height: ~140 cm. Looks: Often masked, black hair, green eyes, dark skin, petite.

Guilty of: Murder, theft, witchcraft.

A coupon for Rochdale bath house. Allows for 7 baths: 1½ hour each, private rooms for 1-5 people. 2/7 are stamped as spent.

Huh. Someone pinned a bath house coupon here... And there's still 5 baths left unspent!? Jackpot!!!

A condom pinned to the bulletin board, directly through the middle. 3 more pins (without condoms) are around it.

Oh. No.

trolls
in Wysteria.
A petrified troll.

Ever come across a large Snorp-looking boulder, sitting in sunlight? Chances are it's a petrified troll, so you might wanna camp out elsewhere. Once the sun goes down, the troll is going to wake up.

Trolls vary in shape and size, and may have wildly varied proportions. They're much larger than humans, have patches of fur (hair...?), and a tail. Generally they look like a caricature of your 60 year old off-putting and disheveled uncle with like 20 mental illnesses and a lot of poor life choices...

Of course, your uncle could be a good guy either way...

Trolls, on the other hand, can't be good guys. Or, well, maybe? *scratches head* Fuck, who am I to say what's good and what's evil, but...

As fae, they're innate tricksters with a really sick sense of humor, and they will have fun on the expense of the people they come across. As with all fae, they follow their own rules and logic, so you can't really reason with them.

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