Month: April 2009

Originally published in SF Chronicle. In this column, Benjamin Wachs was referred to as a "failed screenwriter." The creative works in question were actually radio plays. We do enjoy getting worked into a lather about a lot of things here in San Francisco. As long as you keep the whipped cream and licorice whips on… Read more…

Originally published in SF Chronicle. After all the recent (and upcoming) hype about "bromance," the "Sex and the City" negativity about people who "should just pick a side," and recurrent media trendiness portraying bisexuality for its shock value, I want to post flyers all over San Francisco. They'd read: "MISSING: INVISIBLE BISEXUAL. If not seen,… Read more…

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Originally published in SF Chronicle. **FILE** This Sept. 3, 2008 file photo shows Bristol Palin, daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and former Republican vice presidential candidate, and her boyfriend Levi Johnston at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minn. People magazine reports that Palin gave birth to her son, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston… Read more…

Originally published in SF Chronicle. I was an hour late to the gay porn awards. But thankfully, I got there just in time for the drama. The Castro Theater looked pretty glam as Sophiesunset and I walked up; rotating spotlight cans, velvet ropes, a limo, cars disgorging barely-dressed male models all loitering about, and instead… Read more…