Month: February 2008
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Dude, where's my G-spot? / Recent media hyperbole has Violet Blue wondering where the G-spot wandered off to, again
Originally published in SF Chronicle. OK, so I was at NOPA last night drinking a delicious absinthe cocktail, and my male companion said something rude, so I left. I was angry: I packed up my pussy and went home, and yes, I know should not have been driving after a cocktail. But when I woke… Read more…
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The Geek Squad's ongoing porn problem / Bloggers catch the tech service pilfering porn and it turns into a local PR disaster, while Violet Blue wonders 'Is nothing sacred?'
Originally published in SF Chronicle. If you took your car in to have that mysterious noise diagnosed and fixed, would you expect the mechanics to rifle through your glove box and make copies of your Penthouse? Perhaps the more paranoid among us would make sure there was nothing naughty in our car before we brought… Read more…
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Don't brood, get in the mood / Violet Blue insists you get some action on Valentine's Day, in person or online
Originally published in SF Chronicle. After so much intimate time together, I finally feel like it's time take our relationship to the next level, dear reader. Will you be my Valentine? As you may be happily or dreadfully aware, it's Valentine's Day. Today in schools across America, it's the fifth annual " Day of Purity… Read more…
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Naked in San Francisco / When it's so cold and rainy, why can't we all just keep our clothes on?
Originally published in SF Chronicle. Dear San Francisco, I love you. You've raised me the hard way, you've lovingly taught me about diversity and compassion and understanding, and most importantly how to say things like, "You go, girl — and take those tacky shoes with you." Our relationship means more to me than anything. But… Read more…