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I Info I Smutmission I FAQ I Schedule I This is the event tumblr for the Tolkien Pinup Calendar fandom event. This is an 18+ event and an 18+ tumblr. This event is to support fandom artists and a place to find that 🌶️spicy🌶️ Tolkien fandom content. For more information on the event see the FAQ page!
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Monster F*cker May 2025

Monster Fucker May is back for 2025!!!

We home you enjoy the prompts we tried to give a good mix of prompts specific to certain media (Silmarillion, ROP, Hobbit and LOTR) and some less specific prompts!

As all ways:

As always, if you want us to reblog please:

  1. tag us @tolkienpinupcalendar
  2. use the tag #tpcmonsterfuckermay
  3. Submit to our smut-missions form
  4. Add the work to our AO3 collection

The most important rule is to have fun! We look forward to seeing what you create! And remember, any creative work is allowed: Moodboards, playlist, digital and physical art, if you can imagine it you can share it!!!

Mods @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book @bellejolras and @frosticenow

#tpcmonsterfuckermay#tolkien event#tolkien fanart#tolkien fanfiction#silmarillion#the hobbit#lord of the rings#the rings of power
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C'est La Vie, C'est La Mort (11955 words) by skatesfullofsunshine [AO3]
archiveofourown.org

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fíli/Ori (Tolkien), Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield Characters: Fíli (Tolkien), Ori (Tolkien), Thorin Oakenshield, Dáin Ironfoot, Bilbo Baggins, Kíli (Tolkien), Nori (Tolkien), Dori (Tolkien) Additional Tags: Amnesia, Dwarven Ones | Soulmates, Angst with a Happy Ending, Consort Bilbo Baggins, Alternate Universe - Bilbo Remains In Erebor, Married Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Pregnant Bilbo Baggins, Trans Male Character, Trans Male Bilbo Baggins, Trans Bilbo Baggins, Fíli & Kíli & Thorin Oakenshield Live, POV Ori (Tolkien), POV Fíli (Tolkien), Minor Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Protective Fíli and Kíli (Tolkien), Fili and Kili Call Bilbo Uncle, Good Uncle Thorin Oakenshield, Good Uncle Bilbo Baggins, Uncle Bilbo Baggins, Fluff, Cuddling & Snuggling, Fíli and Kíli Are Little Shits (Tolkien) Series: Part 1 of Lover, Where Art Thou? Summary:

Ori lost his memory in the Battle of the Five Armies, then disappeared for 20 years into the Iron Hills, where he was given refuge by Dain himself. It is only when Ori returns to Erebor as a Master Scribe who is part of Dain’s diplomatic visiting envoy that it is discovered what happened to him.

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Source: archiveofourown.org
#tpcrarepairbingo#Fili x Ori#Bilbo X Thorin#The Hobbit
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Dance Me to the End of Love (4555 words) by skatesfullofsunshine [AO3]
archiveofourown.org

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fíli/Ori (Tolkien) Characters: Ori (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien) Additional Tags: Amnesia, Feelings Realization, Denial of Feelings, Dancing, Dwarven Ones | Soulmates, Tattoos, Angst with a Happy Ending, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Cuddling & Snuggling, Mutual Pining, Confessions, Tenderness, Childhood Memories, Childhood Sweethearts, Friends to Lovers, Prince Fíli (Tolkien), Post-Canon, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, POV Ori (Tolkien), Not Actually Unrequited Love Series: Part 2 of Lover, Where Art Thou? Summary:

Fíli re-injured his head on a mission. When he returned home to Erebor, his memories were lost to him. Over time, most of what Fíli had lost returned to him, except for memories of one specific dwarf who has been languishing in grief, wishing his One remembered him.

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Source: archiveofourown.org
#tpcrarepairbingo#Fili x Ori#The Hobbit
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Goo-ron/Tentacle Sauron Silvergifting fic

Emmanuelle goes to dinosaur land

Summary: Celebrimbor gets separated from Narvi during an expedition exploring the newly discovered Glittering Caves. He finds a tentacle creature there that needs something from him to survive. 

Author’s Notes: I finally wrote Goo-ron/Tentacle Sauron fic! This was written for the tolkienpinupcalendar Monsterfucker May 2025 event. Anything that needs warning should be in the tags. This will be part of a two part series, so subscribe to the series (Heavenly Creatures) if you want to read the sequel. It should come out in a day or two (or less depending on how quickly I type tonight). Enjoy!

Rating: Explicit. PWP sorta, but not particularly cracky, but i mean its still tentacle monster sex. Consensual, except for Sauron's secret identity.

tagging @tolkienpinupcalendar -- feel free to reblog or repost.

#tpcmonsterfuckermay#celebrimbor x sauron#rings of power
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abomination-unto-nuggan asked:

Hi! In non-smut okay for Gentle June if it is about the prompts? I would like to participate if I have time and space for that, but I don't like writing sex.

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Yes, that is okay! Our events are generally smut-centric but don't necessarily have to include it - especially Gentle June! We just hope to inspire fan creators.

- Mod Mattie

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Gentle June 2025

It is finally June, and we all know what that means: it's time for Gentle June 2025! Get ready for all things soft, sappy, and smutty this month and enjoy our prompts!

As always, if you want us to reblog please:

  1. tag us @tolkienpinupcalendar
  2. use the tag #tpcgentlejune
  3. Submit to our smut-missions form
  4. Add the work to our AO3 collection

The most important rule is to have fun! We look forward to seeing what you create! And remember, any creative work is allowed: Moodboards, playlist, digital and physical art, if you can imagine it you can share it!!!

Mods @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book @bellejolras and @frosticenow

#tpcgentlejune#tolkien event#lotr#silmarillion#the hobbit
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Monster F*cker May 2025

Monster Fucker May is back for 2025!!!

We home you enjoy the prompts we tried to give a good mix of prompts specific to certain media (Silmarillion, ROP, Hobbit and LOTR) and some less specific prompts!

As all ways:

As always, if you want us to reblog please:

  1. tag us @tolkienpinupcalendar
  2. use the tag #tpcmonsterfuckermay
  3. Submit to our smut-missions form
  4. Add the work to our AO3 collection

The most important rule is to have fun! We look forward to seeing what you create! And remember, any creative work is allowed: Moodboards, playlist, digital and physical art, if you can imagine it you can share it!!!

Mods @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book @bellejolras and @frosticenow

#tpcmonsterfuckermay#tolkien event#tolkien fanart#tolkien fanfiction#silmarillion#the hobbit#lord of the rings#the rings of power
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We’ve linked it in various posts and emails in the past, but it’s time for a formal announcement – WE HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!! 

Not Safe For Tolkien began as an 18+ server run by our mod Mattie, but it slowly transformed into the home of the Pinup Calendar and all of our monthly events. 

18+ and interested in joining? Click here! 

We’ve got something for everyone, whether you want to talk about your blorbos, share your latest spicy fic, art, or rec, or pop into the squick-friendly chats! NSFT also isn’t just limited to smutty content – all sorts of NSFW content are welcome. 

We can’t wait to see you there! 

Mods, 

Mattie @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book , Frosty @frosticenow and Ari @bellejolras

#tolkien discord server#fandom discord
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Monster F*cker May 2025

Monster Fucker May is back for 2025!!!

We home you enjoy the prompts we tried to give a good mix of prompts specific to certain media (Silmarillion, ROP, Hobbit and LOTR) and some less specific prompts!

As all ways:

As always, if you want us to reblog please:

  1. tag us @tolkienpinupcalendar
  2. use the tag #tpcmonsterfuckermay
  3. Submit to our smut-missions form
  4. Add the work to our AO3 collection

The most important rule is to have fun! We look forward to seeing what you create! And remember, any creative work is allowed: Moodboards, playlist, digital and physical art, if you can imagine it you can share it!!!

Mods @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book @bellejolras and @frosticenow

#tpcmonsterfuckermay#tolkien event#tolkien fanart#tolkien fanfiction#silmarillion#the hobbit#lord of the rings#the rings of power
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Monster F*cker May 2025

Monster Fucker May is back for 2025!!!

We home you enjoy the prompts we tried to give a good mix of prompts specific to certain media (Silmarillion, ROP, Hobbit and LOTR) and some less specific prompts!

As all ways:

As always, if you want us to reblog please:

  1. tag us @tolkienpinupcalendar
  2. use the tag #tpcmonsterfuckermay
  3. Submit to our smut-missions form
  4. Add the work to our AO3 collection

The most important rule is to have fun! We look forward to seeing what you create! And remember, any creative work is allowed: Moodboards, playlist, digital and physical art, if you can imagine it you can share it!!!

Mods @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book @bellejolras and @frosticenow

#tpcmonsterfuckermay#tolkien event#tolkien fanart#tolkien fanfiction#silmarillion#the hobbit#lord of the rings#the rings of power
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Monster F*cker May 2025

Monster Fucker May is back for 2025!!!

We home you enjoy the prompts we tried to give a good mix of prompts specific to certain media (Silmarillion, ROP, Hobbit and LOTR) and some less specific prompts!

As all ways:

As always, if you want us to reblog please:

  1. tag us @tolkienpinupcalendar
  2. use the tag #tpcmonsterfuckermay
  3. Submit to our smut-missions form
  4. Add the work to our AO3 collection

The most important rule is to have fun! We look forward to seeing what you create! And remember, any creative work is allowed: Moodboards, playlist, digital and physical art, if you can imagine it you can share it!!!

Mods @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book @bellejolras and @frosticenow

#tpcmonsterfuckermay#tolkien event#tolkien fanart#tolkien fanfiction#silmarillion#the hobbit#lord of the rings#the rings of power
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Monster F*cker May 2025

Monster Fucker May is back for 2025!!!

We home you enjoy the prompts we tried to give a good mix of prompts specific to certain media (Silmarillion, ROP, Hobbit and LOTR) and some less specific prompts!

As all ways:

As always, if you want us to reblog please:

  1. tag us @tolkienpinupcalendar
  2. use the tag #tpcmonsterfuckermay
  3. Submit to our smut-missions form
  4. Add the work to our AO3 collection

The most important rule is to have fun! We look forward to seeing what you create! And remember, any creative work is allowed: Moodboards, playlist, digital and physical art, if you can imagine it you can share it!!!

Mods @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book @bellejolras and @frosticenow

#tpcmonsterfuckermay#tolkien event#tolkien fanart#tolkien fanfiction#silmarillion#the hobbit#lord of the rings#the rings of power
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Monster F*cker May 2025

Monster Fucker May is back for 2025!!!

We home you enjoy the prompts we tried to give a good mix of prompts specific to certain media (Silmarillion, ROP, Hobbit and LOTR) and some less specific prompts!

As all ways:

As always, if you want us to reblog please:

  1. tag us @tolkienpinupcalendar
  2. use the tag #tpcmonsterfuckermay
  3. Submit to our smut-missions form
  4. Add the work to our AO3 collection

The most important rule is to have fun! We look forward to seeing what you create! And remember, any creative work is allowed: Moodboards, playlist, digital and physical art, if you can imagine it you can share it!!!

Mods @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book @bellejolras and @frosticenow

#tpcmonsterfuckermay#tolkien event#tolkien fanart#tolkien fanfiction#silmarillion#the hobbit#lord of the rings#the rings of power
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Monster F*cker May 2025

Monster Fucker May is back for 2025!!!

We home you enjoy the prompts we tried to give a good mix of prompts specific to certain media (Silmarillion, ROP, Hobbit and LOTR) and some less specific prompts!

As all ways:

As always, if you want us to reblog please:

  1. tag us @tolkienpinupcalendar
  2. use the tag #tpcmonsterfuckermay
  3. Submit to our smut-missions form
  4. Add the work to our AO3 collection

The most important rule is to have fun! We look forward to seeing what you create! And remember, any creative work is allowed: Moodboards, playlist, digital and physical art, if you can imagine it you can share it!!!

Mods @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book @bellejolras and @frosticenow

#tpcmonsterfuckermay#tolkien event#tolkien fanart#tolkien fanfiction#silmarillion#the hobbit#lord of the rings#the rings of power
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