- Author: Tom Cheney Author Record # 84297
- Legal Name: Cheney, Thomas W.
- Birthplace: Norfolk, Virginia, USA
- Birthdate: 1954
- Language: English
- Webpages: Wikipedia-EN
- Used These Alternate Names: Thomas Cheney
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- Cartoon: "'If I could only go home.' 'If I only had a heart.' 'If I only had a brain.' 'If I only had courage.' 'If I only had my testicles.'" (2003)
- Cartoon: "Because you refused to stop using 'impact' as a verb." (2003)
- Cartoon: "Case dismissed. Defendant issued a warning!" (1999)
- Cartoon: "Congratulations - it's a DVD player." (2003)
- Cartoon: "Could you elaborate on 'Things haven't been going well lately?'" (2001)
- Cartoon: "Five hundred dollars of obedience classes, and what's the first thing you do when a being from a parallel dimension materializes in the hallway?" (2000)
- Cartoon: "For God's sake, Fred, at least try to look busy." (2000)
- Cartoon: "For the other news, internet stocks continue to surge higher despite the end of the world." (2002)
- Cartoon: "He followed me to work, Chief. Can I keep him?" (2000)
- Cartoon: "I expected it to be bad, but I definitely wasn't ready for eternal jury duty." (1999)
- Cartoon: "I suggest using the stairs." (1998)
- Cartoon: "I thought we already had this discussion about leaving things on the stairs." (1999)
- Cartoon: "I wet my coffin." (2003)
- Cartoon: "I'm not very hungry, but I could sure use another tranquilizer dart." (1999)
- Cartoon: "I've found a process that converts baloney into gold - I call it the self-help book." (2012)
- Cartoon: "It wasn't until many, many years later that Frank's co-workers began to take his suicide threats seriously." (1999)
- Cartoon: "It's bring your daughter to work day" (2007)
- Cartoon: "It's time to lay off the calcium deposits." (2009)
- Cartoon: "Let's get the hell out of here." (2006)
- Cartoon: "Mr. Hargrove ... we need to have a talk about your canary. (1998)
- Cartoon: "No, it's your turn to be on top!" (2001)
- Cartoon: "Oh yeah? Well ____ you Captain Censorship!!" (2012)
- Cartoon: "So there I was, fighting a neverending battle for truth, justice, and the American way, while they were busy gutting Clark Kent's 401(k)." (2004)
- Cartoon: "Stewart, did you flush a pet goldfish down the toilet when you were nine years old?" (2005)
- Cartoon: "Take us to your trailer." (2009)
- Cartoon: "That's odd - all I'm getting is 'lather, rinse, and repeat.'" (2004)
- Cartoon: "The sticky buns were a nice surprise." (2003)
- Cartoon: "The Tooth Fairy's job is done here -- I'm the Wrinkle Bitch" (2007)
- Cartoon: "The true origin of cave painters." (2004)
- Cartoon: "There - I heard it again!" (2003)
- Cartoon: "This can't beright - all I'm reading is 'bitch, bitch, bitch' " (2012)
- Cartoon: "We'd like to see your selection of monster trucks." (2012)
- Cartoon: "Well wake her majesty up and put her on the phone. I don't care how you do it — just do it!" (2003)
- Cartoon: "Well, thanks to genetic engineering, we've solved our funding problem." (1999)
- Cartoon: "Why are you saving the box I came in?" (2009)
- Cartoon: "Wow! What an awful dream just I had!" (2001)
- Cartoon: "Yeah, I'll probably take the heat for it, but I love his work." (2001)
- Cartoon: "Yep ... calendar says full moon." (2000)
- Cartoon: "Yep, even with that small hole in the space-time continuum, the place is in excellent shape." (2000)
- Cartoon: "Your Most Royal Majesty, Benevolent Usurper of the Sacred Chosen, and High Emperor of the Seven Kingdoms ... do you want fries with that?" (2000)
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- Cartoon: no caption (Omni, November 1979) (1979)
- Cartoon: no caption (shark fin in frozen lake) (1986)
- Cartoon: The Parallel Universe Book Shop (2008)
- Cartoon: Two by Cheney (1984)
- Cartoon: Two by Cheney (1984) with Thomas Cheney