MironCrane22
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I think this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. For real. It's so bad that Shark Tale appears to be Citizen Kate in comparison. The plot is absurdly poorly constructed and is shamelessly copied from other films, this already shows the lack of originality behind this shameful thing that calls itself cinematic movie. The fact that a top-notch cast has become a part of this horrible film is immeasurable. Hateful characters from the first to the last, Poppy who should be the cute and nice protagonist is a pain in the ass with mighty levels and you want to enter the screen and throttle her no matter how annoying she is. If it had been eaten by the Bergens, or whatever they call these creatures, I would have opened a bottle of champagne in the middle of the theaters' room. Because yes. I also saw this animated havoc in theaters, among other things on an evening where there was a lot of fog. I would have demanded compensation if something had happened to me. The only two nice things are the animation and the songs which, although they take up half the film, are still better than the horrid plot surrounding this abomination. The worst movie in this studio made just to throw away merchandise. If I had to choose between reviewing this movie and sticking my head in the gas station toilet, I say let's go to the gas station (cit.)
How to turn a Jack Black movie masterpiece into a hallucinating banality. The show is not to be taken seriously at all, too many subplots, no interesting characters, the story seems to be completely repetitive. It had great potential, but it was not exploited properly. In any case it's watchable, but not to be taken seriously.
A bad film with a big waste of Pedro Pascal.
A film to see without expecting anything.