StLouisAssassin
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Nothing better than boobies and weed at the same time and this movie gives your a bunch of both.
Imagine a world where all the girls want to sleep with you and you also get to smoke all the weed you want .....PARADISE THIS is not just a movie.....it's an inspirational even. a documentary about the way things ought to be
Gimmie this as an excellent all inspiring life changing movie.
best if you smoke a J-bird first and then spend the rest of the movie masturbating at all of the naked hotties that are going to make you hard as a rock.
God Bless Hollywood
Imagine a world where all the girls want to sleep with you and you also get to smoke all the weed you want .....PARADISE THIS is not just a movie.....it's an inspirational even. a documentary about the way things ought to be
Gimmie this as an excellent all inspiring life changing movie.
best if you smoke a J-bird first and then spend the rest of the movie masturbating at all of the naked hotties that are going to make you hard as a rock.
God Bless Hollywood
I am a huge fan of D.C. Comics. I was excited to learned last year learn that this movie was being made. I waited a year in anticipation for this film. ...AND THEN i SAW IT AND ...... DENKKK! ! ! !
It isn't horrible, but it could've and should've been soooo much better. First off, the orchestral music soundtrack stinks...Where is John Williams or Jerry Goldsmith when you need them) 2nd, It is too short...I would have liked to seen the Green Lantern doing random stuff such as stopping a bank robbery, putting out a fire, stopping someone from going over a waterfall in a canoe...stuff like that. But we don't get it. We have the one scene where he reveals himself after he saves a helicopter from crashing...and then he doesn't do anything else until he fights Parallax. 3RD, we don't really get to know the villain, we see him kill three alien astronauts at the beginning of the film, and little else. 4th, Way too much Computer Animation.....don't need to say more
best superhero movies ever made Superman(1978) Superman II(1981) Spiderman(2002) Spiderman 2(2004)The Dark Night(2008) Ironman(2008) Watchmen(2009)
Worst Superhero movies ever made Supergirl(1984) Superman IV:The Quest for Peace(1987) Batman & Robin(1997) Hulk(2003)
Green Lantern falls in that category of Good but not great.like Spiderman 3(2007) Fantastic 4(2005)Incredible Hulk(2008)
It isn't horrible, but it could've and should've been soooo much better. First off, the orchestral music soundtrack stinks...Where is John Williams or Jerry Goldsmith when you need them) 2nd, It is too short...I would have liked to seen the Green Lantern doing random stuff such as stopping a bank robbery, putting out a fire, stopping someone from going over a waterfall in a canoe...stuff like that. But we don't get it. We have the one scene where he reveals himself after he saves a helicopter from crashing...and then he doesn't do anything else until he fights Parallax. 3RD, we don't really get to know the villain, we see him kill three alien astronauts at the beginning of the film, and little else. 4th, Way too much Computer Animation.....don't need to say more
best superhero movies ever made Superman(1978) Superman II(1981) Spiderman(2002) Spiderman 2(2004)The Dark Night(2008) Ironman(2008) Watchmen(2009)
Worst Superhero movies ever made Supergirl(1984) Superman IV:The Quest for Peace(1987) Batman & Robin(1997) Hulk(2003)
Green Lantern falls in that category of Good but not great.like Spiderman 3(2007) Fantastic 4(2005)Incredible Hulk(2008)
in a way this proves that in the 1980's cartoons were not about substance and creativity, but were instead used as tools to sell merchandise(toys) to youngsters (or were used to promote another TV show or movie) and there were even entire cartoons based on video games. It seemed that every 1980's cartoon that was introduced to our kids was trying to sell or promote something else.
I remember in the mid 1970s seeing animated version of Star Trek and thinking that it was cool. But I didn'realize was that the Star Trek cartoon was the beginning of a new trend. The trend was to take a popular TV show and reinvent it as a Saturday morning cartoon.
"The Dukes" as the cartoon was titled wasn't all that bad. but it wasn't all that good either. It wasn't the only prime time driven cartoon out there in the mid 80's ..there was also Mr. T, The Real Ghostbusters, Rambo:The Animated Series, Hulk Hogan's WWF wrestlers(yes they too had their own 1980's cartoon), and lets not forget that George Lucas gave us "Driods & Ewoks" .all of these cartoons were based on other T.V. shows (Or Movies).and none of them proved to have any real staying power and were gone as quickly as they appeared. .
then there were the 1980's toy commercials cartoons, these were cartoons that only had one purpose and that was to sell more toys and the toy makers used the cartoon to promote their products. examples... G.I. Joe:Real American Hero, He-Man & The Masters of the Universe, Dungons and Dragons, Transformers the series, Captain Power, Teenage Mutant Nija Turltes And then in the mid 80's came the video game based cartoons such as Pac-Man, Q-bert and others. ...I can still remember that they had a prime time Pac-Man Christmas special. .
Just a side note........I actually did like the G.I Joe & Star Trek Cartoons.
but it seemed that ever 1980's cartoon that came on our tube was about something else other than just being a fun and entertaining.
I believe that is why the classic Disney(Mickey Mouse) and Warner Brother(Bugs Bunny) cartoons are so good and never go out of style. Those classic Cartoons are not trying to make us buy the latest fad, there not trying to get us to watch another TV show, there not trying to get us to play a video game...no...those classics are just fun and entertaining. And that why they never go out of style.
I remember in the mid 1970s seeing animated version of Star Trek and thinking that it was cool. But I didn'realize was that the Star Trek cartoon was the beginning of a new trend. The trend was to take a popular TV show and reinvent it as a Saturday morning cartoon.
"The Dukes" as the cartoon was titled wasn't all that bad. but it wasn't all that good either. It wasn't the only prime time driven cartoon out there in the mid 80's ..there was also Mr. T, The Real Ghostbusters, Rambo:The Animated Series, Hulk Hogan's WWF wrestlers(yes they too had their own 1980's cartoon), and lets not forget that George Lucas gave us "Driods & Ewoks" .all of these cartoons were based on other T.V. shows (Or Movies).and none of them proved to have any real staying power and were gone as quickly as they appeared. .
then there were the 1980's toy commercials cartoons, these were cartoons that only had one purpose and that was to sell more toys and the toy makers used the cartoon to promote their products. examples... G.I. Joe:Real American Hero, He-Man & The Masters of the Universe, Dungons and Dragons, Transformers the series, Captain Power, Teenage Mutant Nija Turltes And then in the mid 80's came the video game based cartoons such as Pac-Man, Q-bert and others. ...I can still remember that they had a prime time Pac-Man Christmas special. .
Just a side note........I actually did like the G.I Joe & Star Trek Cartoons.
but it seemed that ever 1980's cartoon that came on our tube was about something else other than just being a fun and entertaining.
I believe that is why the classic Disney(Mickey Mouse) and Warner Brother(Bugs Bunny) cartoons are so good and never go out of style. Those classic Cartoons are not trying to make us buy the latest fad, there not trying to get us to watch another TV show, there not trying to get us to play a video game...no...those classics are just fun and entertaining. And that why they never go out of style.