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On new years day 2024 at 6am I write this... I just showed this to a room full of people who all were laughing and talking during Sisu *a pretty decent movie* after the ball dropped and everyone got real quiet, suddenly very invested in what was going on. Sam neill is friggin perfect and you will never hear a name as cool as sutter cane ever again. Nearly everything about this film is perfect and begs you to investigate further/watch many times. It's basically an adult goosebumps episode that pays off in more ways than you could ever imagine. My personal favorite "meta" horror movie. John carpenter is the GOAT!!!!!!!!!

This is one of the best movies you will ever watch. Hara-Kiri pierces the ethereal soul like a blade cuts across stomach flesh. A spectacular tragic mystery builds up with tremendous pace to the point you feel this nearly 2hr20min is just 90 minutes of pure, unfiltered samurai intrigue. This film is one of the few I would personally break the scale for and give an 11/10. Beyond perfection. Pretty much to the point of transcending our reality as it has long since transcended the film medium to become the Ronin gospel. The lead actor gives a haunting performance that has lingered in my mind for awhile and is the main reason I am writing this review. It simply must be seen by anybody who likes good movies... that's everyone last I checked.

This movie is way better than it has any right to be. What a fantastic film to add to the halloween tradition. Dark harvest has loads of atmosphere and a cool, unique folk horror plot that i found riveting all played by a bunch of fresh faces. I've seen some call this movie confusing but that could only be the case if you're looking at your phone the whole time... I really hope people see the magic in this movie because so many modern movies are just not original and interesting anymore and even if you don't like this movie there's no way in hell you call it "unoriginal". Sawtooth Jack rules and will forever hold a space in my horror addicted mind.