sybolt_hoitinga
Joined Dec 2017
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This is so low budget that there was not even enough money for a thread and needle to shorten major Sampson's trouser. There are maybe some 4 or 5 story lines going absolutely nowhere.
An awful lot of camera shaking going on and I also wonder why -when time is short and the hero needs to be in another place a.s.a.p- there always seems to be time stop the car beside the road (where a film crew just happens to be) and enjoy the scenery.
The music b.t.w. Is even worse than the acting.
The music b.t.w. Is even worse than the acting.
This is one the fastest movies I have never seen. All characters are exactly cast as they were before time even started thinking of beginning. You must do a lot of algebraic thinking once he movie gets going. If you don't, you cannot remember how you got into this movie in the first place.
I am trying to make as much sense as this pile of unidentified spill.
I am trying to make as much sense as this pile of unidentified spill.