nyarnebbanot
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I remember seeing 3D movie maker animations on YouTube when I was 11 and I wanted it so bad I begged my mom to buy me a copy off eBay for my birthday when I turned 12. I had so many ideas inspired by 'Johnny Samsonite' and 'Don't give Grandpa the Keys to the car'. That night on my birthday my mom got mad at my dad because he's a dead beat. Anyway, I really wish I found this game when I was a toddler because I'd just go crazy over it then rage quit because then go back to Pajama Sam.
I popped 3D movie maker into my Windows XP and tested if there was sound in it. It had sound. Eventually I was charmed with 256 colors and midi music orchestra fluttering in with the intro of a purple man named MacZee and him going through Imaginopolis the setting via a rollercoaster track ride to a theater with his friend. Then we start the software.
I instantly have a brain fart not knowing what I want to make. But there is a mode that gives you ideas.
The user interface is really dumb. You can't change scene without changing the music. The way people move around the characters is you have to hold down a button for several seconds just to make them talk or move. Don't get me started on the font because there is no way to change the duration of the text on screen as characters talk. It takes time to get used to with. Since this is a video game for babies there is voiced text on screen which makes it so accessible. But beyond that there is lots of exploring in this game. Even characters have slices of lore.
There is pack in movies. There are movies that range from let's go to dinner to full on horror movies about rats... We where spoiled with Media back then. What can I say?
Players can make horror movies and have there be blood on the floor made by a red sphere tool. Placing your characters in the fixed scenery of a haunted mansion interior or exterior.
Players could make there own interpretations of existing games, movies or sitcoms if the default cast look like them. (Like the Joker, Heavy Rain, or Perfect Strangers.)
If you think you're gonna make a music video, think again. You'll just at best make 40's talkies, comedic shorts.
The graphics are good, for 1995. I like the prerendered CGI backgrounds. I think they look so good. They have nice art style. Can't say the same for the characters though. All the characters look really stupid for the most part. Have a permagrin like they have mental problems. The fashion is decidedly early 90's. All of them have realistic textures for a skin which upscaled would probably be a nightmare. All of them are jerky, low poly and have limited animations. Oh yeah, good luck showing these dopes to the Sundance festival. Don't expect there to be an attack other than a kick.
But if you're smart you can make the most of it. We've evolved so much in CGI for the past decades in art and tech that 3D movie maker looks a little ridiculous.
Users will be delighted to an assortment of sound effects, midi files and can record their own voices. Or heck can even supply their own midis and songs. Just add Doom midi and you can pretend that you're fighting the bullies you've made in class or online . There are 300 songs and they all fit the scenarios. Be warned. There are no MP3 files.
Beyond that there are expansions like Nickelodeon 3D movie maker where you can use the greatest cartoon characters of all time and put them star in your animations. We talkin about The Rugrats, Rocko's Modern life , Ren and Stimpy, Stimpy, Ahh Real Monsters. You get the idea. These are probably better than the base game because it's just a complete overhaul of the original with all these Nicktoons added in. With CG backdrops and such. Then there is a Doremon expansion exclusive to Japan.
Mods can be accessed online for 3D movie maker. You can ad GTA characters, Sonic characters, Mario, you name it even a realistic gun or a modded character with the funny mustache man skin.
Before GoAnimate was a thing we had the 3D MOVIE MAKER!
I popped 3D movie maker into my Windows XP and tested if there was sound in it. It had sound. Eventually I was charmed with 256 colors and midi music orchestra fluttering in with the intro of a purple man named MacZee and him going through Imaginopolis the setting via a rollercoaster track ride to a theater with his friend. Then we start the software.
I instantly have a brain fart not knowing what I want to make. But there is a mode that gives you ideas.
The user interface is really dumb. You can't change scene without changing the music. The way people move around the characters is you have to hold down a button for several seconds just to make them talk or move. Don't get me started on the font because there is no way to change the duration of the text on screen as characters talk. It takes time to get used to with. Since this is a video game for babies there is voiced text on screen which makes it so accessible. But beyond that there is lots of exploring in this game. Even characters have slices of lore.
There is pack in movies. There are movies that range from let's go to dinner to full on horror movies about rats... We where spoiled with Media back then. What can I say?
Players can make horror movies and have there be blood on the floor made by a red sphere tool. Placing your characters in the fixed scenery of a haunted mansion interior or exterior.
Players could make there own interpretations of existing games, movies or sitcoms if the default cast look like them. (Like the Joker, Heavy Rain, or Perfect Strangers.)
If you think you're gonna make a music video, think again. You'll just at best make 40's talkies, comedic shorts.
The graphics are good, for 1995. I like the prerendered CGI backgrounds. I think they look so good. They have nice art style. Can't say the same for the characters though. All the characters look really stupid for the most part. Have a permagrin like they have mental problems. The fashion is decidedly early 90's. All of them have realistic textures for a skin which upscaled would probably be a nightmare. All of them are jerky, low poly and have limited animations. Oh yeah, good luck showing these dopes to the Sundance festival. Don't expect there to be an attack other than a kick.
But if you're smart you can make the most of it. We've evolved so much in CGI for the past decades in art and tech that 3D movie maker looks a little ridiculous.
Users will be delighted to an assortment of sound effects, midi files and can record their own voices. Or heck can even supply their own midis and songs. Just add Doom midi and you can pretend that you're fighting the bullies you've made in class or online . There are 300 songs and they all fit the scenarios. Be warned. There are no MP3 files.
Beyond that there are expansions like Nickelodeon 3D movie maker where you can use the greatest cartoon characters of all time and put them star in your animations. We talkin about The Rugrats, Rocko's Modern life , Ren and Stimpy, Stimpy, Ahh Real Monsters. You get the idea. These are probably better than the base game because it's just a complete overhaul of the original with all these Nicktoons added in. With CG backdrops and such. Then there is a Doremon expansion exclusive to Japan.
Mods can be accessed online for 3D movie maker. You can ad GTA characters, Sonic characters, Mario, you name it even a realistic gun or a modded character with the funny mustache man skin.
Before GoAnimate was a thing we had the 3D MOVIE MAKER!
Crysis had a great 5 years of existing as a franchise. But it seemed to fall down after Crysis 2. Giving us the best graphics. This time CELL and the Ceph where going to get it. Will Cevat Yerli truly prove us he is a great game director?
STORY
Again it takes place in New York and oh by golly out of all the amazing places we had to choose the most overused Hollywood Summer blockbuster setting. So after years even if Alcatraz has defeated the Ceph Army in a grand sacrifice. The Earth has been under siege by CELL and CEPH. They both have been harvesting the Earth for the energy and thus you Lawrence Fishburne must defeat the Alpha Ceph. It's a pretty epic looking story but it's just over the top Michael Bay-ness. You are in for a Universal Studio theme park Ride. Everyone here is back from the Crysis 2 that has not been killed off. And new people that will be killed off and you might feel sad for. Psycho is back to help kick ass the whole way
GAMEPLAY
Crysis 3's gameplay is give or take better than Crysis 2. The choices are more obvious yet the level design still feels simple and linear. You can sneak around and shoot things with a bow that has 3 different powers, regular, explosive, electric, amongst other things. They do a great job of interacting with the environment. The AI somewhat slow but still responsive. It's pretty easy if you ask me. With easy bosses.
The controls of have been even more simplified down to the point where you only have the option of choosing either invisibility and invincibility. The leaning and cover shooter has been stripped. But the RPG elements remain. Everything is streamlined in this game. You can slide however. Which is just wonderful. You can ride automobiles sometimes. But these aren't a choice, they are just highly suggested mini games. Trust me.
You can hack in simple puzzles and other things.
Too bad the game is too short and easy compared to it's Dark Souls Predecessor.
Multiplayer lobbies exist. You can battle in multiplayer and pick a few matches. Casual, and unbalanced. Crysis 3 has has some unbelievably unbalanced fights. Where you can be a rebel or raptor team or CELL. But overall no one is there anymore. I try look for some servers in US and I am yet to see anyone still playing Crysis 3.
GRAPHICS
Have you ever looked at the face of God?
No Caption Provided
Enough here has been said.
Unless you have a potato PC. But still C3 looks great at any resolution do to it's wonderful atmospheric art direction.
Crysis 3 looks wonderful, it's the best looker of the generation 7. Everything is detailed, though the Michael Bay explosions and art Style maybe a bit mmmm degenerate, you cannot deny it still. Everything is in full force, the flowing vegetation is back, somethings are blocky despite tessellation on frogs being promised, but who am I kidding, no one cares about that because the sci-fi style keeps it from being bad. The water shimmers, everything shimmers, everything is lovely. I love it. The special effects are good to. Sparks fly, lighting dazzles. So many crazy unique looking scenes with atmosphere. Crysis goes less for realistic and more artsy like 90% of the time but totally worth it.
SOUND
The production qualities in Crysis 3 are top notch. Everything has crazy sci-fi sounds. The music can be off-putting at times. You can also listen to audio logs. But no one cares about that. Everything sounds explosive I highly suggest you get a Dolby surround system for this.
CONCLUSION
In conclusion, Crysis 3 is a great video game. It may not be perfect but it's still worth the romp when you have no attention span and a GTX 1080.
STORY
Again it takes place in New York and oh by golly out of all the amazing places we had to choose the most overused Hollywood Summer blockbuster setting. So after years even if Alcatraz has defeated the Ceph Army in a grand sacrifice. The Earth has been under siege by CELL and CEPH. They both have been harvesting the Earth for the energy and thus you Lawrence Fishburne must defeat the Alpha Ceph. It's a pretty epic looking story but it's just over the top Michael Bay-ness. You are in for a Universal Studio theme park Ride. Everyone here is back from the Crysis 2 that has not been killed off. And new people that will be killed off and you might feel sad for. Psycho is back to help kick ass the whole way
GAMEPLAY
Crysis 3's gameplay is give or take better than Crysis 2. The choices are more obvious yet the level design still feels simple and linear. You can sneak around and shoot things with a bow that has 3 different powers, regular, explosive, electric, amongst other things. They do a great job of interacting with the environment. The AI somewhat slow but still responsive. It's pretty easy if you ask me. With easy bosses.
The controls of have been even more simplified down to the point where you only have the option of choosing either invisibility and invincibility. The leaning and cover shooter has been stripped. But the RPG elements remain. Everything is streamlined in this game. You can slide however. Which is just wonderful. You can ride automobiles sometimes. But these aren't a choice, they are just highly suggested mini games. Trust me.
You can hack in simple puzzles and other things.
Too bad the game is too short and easy compared to it's Dark Souls Predecessor.
Multiplayer lobbies exist. You can battle in multiplayer and pick a few matches. Casual, and unbalanced. Crysis 3 has has some unbelievably unbalanced fights. Where you can be a rebel or raptor team or CELL. But overall no one is there anymore. I try look for some servers in US and I am yet to see anyone still playing Crysis 3.
GRAPHICS
Have you ever looked at the face of God?
No Caption Provided
Enough here has been said.
Unless you have a potato PC. But still C3 looks great at any resolution do to it's wonderful atmospheric art direction.
Crysis 3 looks wonderful, it's the best looker of the generation 7. Everything is detailed, though the Michael Bay explosions and art Style maybe a bit mmmm degenerate, you cannot deny it still. Everything is in full force, the flowing vegetation is back, somethings are blocky despite tessellation on frogs being promised, but who am I kidding, no one cares about that because the sci-fi style keeps it from being bad. The water shimmers, everything shimmers, everything is lovely. I love it. The special effects are good to. Sparks fly, lighting dazzles. So many crazy unique looking scenes with atmosphere. Crysis goes less for realistic and more artsy like 90% of the time but totally worth it.
SOUND
The production qualities in Crysis 3 are top notch. Everything has crazy sci-fi sounds. The music can be off-putting at times. You can also listen to audio logs. But no one cares about that. Everything sounds explosive I highly suggest you get a Dolby surround system for this.
CONCLUSION
In conclusion, Crysis 3 is a great video game. It may not be perfect but it's still worth the romp when you have no attention span and a GTX 1080.
I went to see this in doubt if it was a bad movie or not and it isn't but still there is a lot wrong with it and where do I begin? Well for one this movie will not even meet the pedigree of the first one. The first Megan (or M3gen if you want to be a 1337 gamer from 2007) was an amazing scifi horror thriller that played it straight. This however plays it backwards.
The acting, the acting in this movie is so bad. The dynamics between each character just yells and deflects at each other. They yell techno jargon at each other to sound smart but no one understands in the audience.
The cinematography shots are quite rapid. In the first, everything was a slow burn with atmosphere and tension. Now they just ham it up with constant cut aways. It can make things hard to get into.
I must admit the special effects are impressive but the plot gets so convoluted and art style is so cartoonish it is hard to take seriously. There are some wicked sick anime fights in this movie between 2 robots. M3gen takes on her enemy Emelia who wants to get a highly evolved AI chip fight in scenes where they are going at it kung fu style mano e mano. That being said watch Black Magic 9. It's by Masamune Shirow who wrote Ghost in the shell. It's an excellent sentient robot anime.
Sometimes there are funny moments in Megan. I can't remember what made me laugh. Maybe it was the FBI agent who was a ditz but it felt like a Marvel joke. They are there but overall there is no tone in this movie.
M3gan 2.0 doesn't know what it wants to be but whatever it was could have been done far better. The movie could have been introduced us to our villain better. But go see it yourself and come back to me about it in the DMs.
The acting, the acting in this movie is so bad. The dynamics between each character just yells and deflects at each other. They yell techno jargon at each other to sound smart but no one understands in the audience.
The cinematography shots are quite rapid. In the first, everything was a slow burn with atmosphere and tension. Now they just ham it up with constant cut aways. It can make things hard to get into.
I must admit the special effects are impressive but the plot gets so convoluted and art style is so cartoonish it is hard to take seriously. There are some wicked sick anime fights in this movie between 2 robots. M3gen takes on her enemy Emelia who wants to get a highly evolved AI chip fight in scenes where they are going at it kung fu style mano e mano. That being said watch Black Magic 9. It's by Masamune Shirow who wrote Ghost in the shell. It's an excellent sentient robot anime.
Sometimes there are funny moments in Megan. I can't remember what made me laugh. Maybe it was the FBI agent who was a ditz but it felt like a Marvel joke. They are there but overall there is no tone in this movie.
M3gan 2.0 doesn't know what it wants to be but whatever it was could have been done far better. The movie could have been introduced us to our villain better. But go see it yourself and come back to me about it in the DMs.