zhivago97
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Wonderful movie for kids aged 4-8 because it teaches about the beauty of nature and the spirit world and the importance of getting tattoos for protection at an early age. They should always listen to their hearts if they want tattoos for protection. Never listen to naysayers who don't like tattoos.
I don't recommend this movie for children younger than 4 because they won't understand some of the adult language and problems that some women have with babies in be womb. If they are terrible mothers and attract bad energy, they pay the price. But with the proper protection from monks, and special tattoos on your back, you will have a life of happiness and wealth and no need to worry about bad luck. You can even drink shots with ghosts! Anything bad just passes you by.
The perfect movie for teaching kids 4-8 years old about life in Thailand.
I don't recommend this movie for children younger than 4 because they won't understand some of the adult language and problems that some women have with babies in be womb. If they are terrible mothers and attract bad energy, they pay the price. But with the proper protection from monks, and special tattoos on your back, you will have a life of happiness and wealth and no need to worry about bad luck. You can even drink shots with ghosts! Anything bad just passes you by.
The perfect movie for teaching kids 4-8 years old about life in Thailand.
I love this series so much! Zeus, the head god, perfectly mirrors a certain former US president: petty, vain, arrogant, vindictive, paranoid and hopelessly dumb AF. A skirt chasing disaster with the tackiest of taste. His solution to not being sufficiently worshipped by humans is to create chaos through divisiveness and hate on earth. Kill enough humans, and through their grief, Zeus expects them to finally start worshipping him in earnest. In the meantime he laughs at their misery.
On the other hand, Zeus' (very busy) wife, Hera, can't keep her clothes on when she sees a man. And when she isn't hopping from bed to bed (surrounded by a creepy audience of voyeurs by the way), she is plotting for her husband's downfall. No plot surprises here, this is all part of the series description.
Other similarities between Zeus and a former US president are so shocking, you'll have to watch this series to find out! Does Zeus get overthrown by his bought-and-paid-for Ava Braun wife? Do his countless illegitimate children fathered with humans overthrow him? Do his faithless and thoroughly corrupt family members overthrow him? Or does he retain his power as untouchable, almighty king of all gods forever and ever?
Very special guest appearance by a certain delusional former vice president as Hades, the god who thrives on being humiliated by Zeus because he is too weak to stand up for himself. Hades thinks of himself as being principled, but the reality is there are no principles or scruples among Zeus and the other gods. Hades is the only one who cannot see the reality that he has zero power, zero influence and zero respect. He is a puff pastry in a brick factory. It so perfectly mirrors the reality of a certain former US president and his patsy vice president!
Zeus is the laughing stock among the gods: weak, vain, deceitful, petty, unscrupulous, orangey, nasty and paranoid. A perfect mirror of a certain former president.
On the other hand, Zeus' (very busy) wife, Hera, can't keep her clothes on when she sees a man. And when she isn't hopping from bed to bed (surrounded by a creepy audience of voyeurs by the way), she is plotting for her husband's downfall. No plot surprises here, this is all part of the series description.
Other similarities between Zeus and a former US president are so shocking, you'll have to watch this series to find out! Does Zeus get overthrown by his bought-and-paid-for Ava Braun wife? Do his countless illegitimate children fathered with humans overthrow him? Do his faithless and thoroughly corrupt family members overthrow him? Or does he retain his power as untouchable, almighty king of all gods forever and ever?
Very special guest appearance by a certain delusional former vice president as Hades, the god who thrives on being humiliated by Zeus because he is too weak to stand up for himself. Hades thinks of himself as being principled, but the reality is there are no principles or scruples among Zeus and the other gods. Hades is the only one who cannot see the reality that he has zero power, zero influence and zero respect. He is a puff pastry in a brick factory. It so perfectly mirrors the reality of a certain former US president and his patsy vice president!
Zeus is the laughing stock among the gods: weak, vain, deceitful, petty, unscrupulous, orangey, nasty and paranoid. A perfect mirror of a certain former president.
Uplifting look at all the wonders of life in Copenhagen, filmed in sunset shades of neon pink, purple and blue.
Series begins when Miu, a talented young lady who only wears a blue tracksuit, is adopted by beautiful Rosella and her joyful brother Andre. They run an orphanage for homeless nymphomaniac girls. Rosella and Andre work hard to teach the girls how to dress attractively and wear makeup. They even set up the girls on dates with high quality men, all in a controlled, supervised environment. If Rosella has any shortcomings it is that she married Sven who is mute. But he does squeal like a pig and enjoys kink BDSM! Sven brings joy to all the girls he meets.
All in all, most of the girls exceed expectations. When Miu graduates, she leaves Rosella feeling warm and tingly all over!
Miu has various adventures afterward including living behind a high end Chinese restaurant where all the kung-fu champions come to dine. This restaurant is famous for their pork, because they raise their pigs outback, feeding them a high protein diet. In fact, the kung fu guys love to donate to keep the friendly pigs happy and healthy.
Miu also visits a young blond man whose family raises pigs behind their castle. The young man has an unusually close and special bond with his mother. She likes to watch him work out naked for some reason, while his dad (her husband) travels the world donating his DNA to the poor. Miu and the boy have a complicated relationship, but he ends up in a better spot, dressed in stunning haute couture from head to toe.
Just like Mary Poppins, Miu brings light to everyone with her adventures in Copenhagen. This series is fun for the whole family to watch. It might even make you want to eat pork in Copenhagen!
Series begins when Miu, a talented young lady who only wears a blue tracksuit, is adopted by beautiful Rosella and her joyful brother Andre. They run an orphanage for homeless nymphomaniac girls. Rosella and Andre work hard to teach the girls how to dress attractively and wear makeup. They even set up the girls on dates with high quality men, all in a controlled, supervised environment. If Rosella has any shortcomings it is that she married Sven who is mute. But he does squeal like a pig and enjoys kink BDSM! Sven brings joy to all the girls he meets.
All in all, most of the girls exceed expectations. When Miu graduates, she leaves Rosella feeling warm and tingly all over!
Miu has various adventures afterward including living behind a high end Chinese restaurant where all the kung-fu champions come to dine. This restaurant is famous for their pork, because they raise their pigs outback, feeding them a high protein diet. In fact, the kung fu guys love to donate to keep the friendly pigs happy and healthy.
Miu also visits a young blond man whose family raises pigs behind their castle. The young man has an unusually close and special bond with his mother. She likes to watch him work out naked for some reason, while his dad (her husband) travels the world donating his DNA to the poor. Miu and the boy have a complicated relationship, but he ends up in a better spot, dressed in stunning haute couture from head to toe.
Just like Mary Poppins, Miu brings light to everyone with her adventures in Copenhagen. This series is fun for the whole family to watch. It might even make you want to eat pork in Copenhagen!