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This is set in Bradbury Asylum, following the survivor of Silent Night, Bloody Night 2, though none of the events of that movie are even mentioned. A new guy is starting his first day of work there and he finds out that some of the employees are worse than the patients. All hell breaks loose.

You can definitely get away with some things in a no-budget 'horror' movie but you can't get away with all of the things. You can't have your actors forget their lines, the locations appear to be someone's basement, terrible sound and acting, boring kills. You can't just have everything suck.

After the atrocity of the second movie in this series, I knew what I was in for here, and I was ready to have fun with something terrible. There's just not anything fun here. I really hope they don't make another one of these that I would have to watch.

If that lensflare isn't enough though, would you prefer day for night? It comes in the wonderful colors of brown and purple and is around for most of the movie. The whole movie is just seriously ugly.

But honestly... I barely even can call this a movie, because there is just no way to understand it. Here's one scene, there's the next, and another one, but nothing is connected. They seemingly jump through times and places and the best you sometimes get is a subtitle telling me about a person we are about to meet. And later these subtitles also get subtitles, telling us what is supposed to happen, but even that doesn't help.

The acting in this is just sub-par aside from Danielle Scott. The lead actress appears to be channeling a Diane Morgan performance, which isn't a bad thing when Diane Morgan does it, however this woman is not and will never be the legendary Mandy Carter.

The whole storyline is just soap opera level silliness, and admittedly, I was here for some of it. Even the ending, where we get twist upon twist, with the character of Suzy Spanks monologuing in her too tight nurse's outfit, was just utter camp. We get a woman having so much plastic surgery she became a dark featured Asian woman when both of her sisters are pale faced blondes, one woman survived her breasts exploding, two randy old grannies wanting to ride Ricardo Freitas (can't blame them there), and the costumes are like something from a porn movie or a strip club!