raphael_cristian

Ok, this is not a comedy, but I've been watching a bunch of German movies on ARTE recently and my conclusion is: Germans, stop trying to make comedies, YOU SUCK AT IT.

When they are not trying to be funny, Germans are not bad. But this particular movie was a worthless piece of crap. The main character is slowly revealed to be a complete a$$hole. He has a teenage son who, what a surprise, is also a complete a$$hole and a wife who is either a masochist or an idiot, or maybe both.

And then there's the psycho bitch who comes 24 years later to claim her promise of eternal love.

I can't say I want my money back, because I watched it for free on ARTE. I just wish more people ended up dead. Like the director and whoever decided to put this garbage on air.

Incredibly stupid movie. Terrible acting. Horrendous dialogue. This Lucas Till is in X-Men? How did this imbecile get a part in X-Men? Half of his time in this poor excuse of a movie he's topless. Unfortunately none of the girls are. Now that I'm looking at the poster of the movie, I realize that it is in itself a huge spoiler. These people are incredible idiots. If you are masochistic enough to want to watch this garbage don't look at the poster. It gives away the twist at the end. Which is a bit surprising, but it doesn't save this shite. The worst part is that teenagers nowadays do behave like these crap-for-brains. That's really frightening.