derlaninktown
Joined Sep 2005
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Being a fan of horror movies, I was intrigued by Death House. I watched it once and asked myself what the hell just happened. I admit to being quite distracted through the majority of the film, so I guess I wasn't too surprised when it ended and I found it made no sense.
Some time went by and I decided to try again. I paid attention the second time, but it still didn't make a lick of sense. The script was atrocious, as was the acting and the sets were often so dark you couldn't make anything out. The gore was sufficient but unconvincing.
The only good thing about this film was the collection of horror stars. It was fun trying to spot all of them. However, they deserve a better vehicle than this dreck. Some were obviously there for the 'spot the horror movie legend' moments only. The only one that gave a performance that could even remotely be considered acting is Kane Hodder, and it's a stretch to call it that.
I made the mistake of watching it twice. Be smarter than I was and don't even watch the trailer.
Some time went by and I decided to try again. I paid attention the second time, but it still didn't make a lick of sense. The script was atrocious, as was the acting and the sets were often so dark you couldn't make anything out. The gore was sufficient but unconvincing.
The only good thing about this film was the collection of horror stars. It was fun trying to spot all of them. However, they deserve a better vehicle than this dreck. Some were obviously there for the 'spot the horror movie legend' moments only. The only one that gave a performance that could even remotely be considered acting is Kane Hodder, and it's a stretch to call it that.
I made the mistake of watching it twice. Be smarter than I was and don't even watch the trailer.
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