bobbynitefall
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THe copy I am watching is titles Navy Seals: Battle for New Orleans. It takes place in Baton ROuge...What? Did no one think to look that up?
The editing and continuity people should never be hired for anything over a pre-school production. From the muzzle fire to explosions to bullet hits, they are all completely sad. They show a car window being smashed out and later, that same window was in tact.
The cast...Fat Seals? Really? Couldn't you get people who looked the part? They didn't even shoot realistically. Since when can you let off 3 round bursts without the gun moving at all? My God, even Ed Quinn seemed lost in this dung-heap of a movie. After all, there is only so much you can do with a badly written and directed script.
Unless you want to punish yourself or have really bad vision and hearing, I can't recommend this movie to anyone...ever.
The editing and continuity people should never be hired for anything over a pre-school production. From the muzzle fire to explosions to bullet hits, they are all completely sad. They show a car window being smashed out and later, that same window was in tact.
The cast...Fat Seals? Really? Couldn't you get people who looked the part? They didn't even shoot realistically. Since when can you let off 3 round bursts without the gun moving at all? My God, even Ed Quinn seemed lost in this dung-heap of a movie. After all, there is only so much you can do with a badly written and directed script.
Unless you want to punish yourself or have really bad vision and hearing, I can't recommend this movie to anyone...ever.
That is, unless you have no brain to lose.
There is not one single person from this "film" that should ever work in films again.
Take a bunch of stock footage and animation that couldn't have been made after 1999 and try to build a movie around it using "actors" who are really glorified baristas of waiters and should never be called actors.
The best actor in the film in the bulk and he's laughably badly done.
Everything is done in front of a green screen with tiny sound, badly filmed and badly acted. The director kept blaming a micro-budget but you can find so much better stuff on your average youtube channel.
Speaking of Youtube, check out this review of the "movie". It will give you an even better idea how bad this stinker is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7I5mPHsSU
There is not one single person from this "film" that should ever work in films again.
Take a bunch of stock footage and animation that couldn't have been made after 1999 and try to build a movie around it using "actors" who are really glorified baristas of waiters and should never be called actors.
The best actor in the film in the bulk and he's laughably badly done.
Everything is done in front of a green screen with tiny sound, badly filmed and badly acted. The director kept blaming a micro-budget but you can find so much better stuff on your average youtube channel.
Speaking of Youtube, check out this review of the "movie". It will give you an even better idea how bad this stinker is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7I5mPHsSU
Badly written, badly paced and badly acted.
It's like they had 30 minutes worth of material and tried to spread it out into an hour and a half. Much of the dialog seemed ad-libbed or written by someone who doesn't actually interact with other people.
The plot was forced and the "twist" was so obvious as to not be a twist at all.
The only slightly redeeming part of the movie was Bill Mosely and even that seemed forced.
The ending was so hokey and again seemed made just to lengthen the film.
The final ending was laughable. Bad.
It's like they had 30 minutes worth of material and tried to spread it out into an hour and a half. Much of the dialog seemed ad-libbed or written by someone who doesn't actually interact with other people.
The plot was forced and the "twist" was so obvious as to not be a twist at all.
The only slightly redeeming part of the movie was Bill Mosely and even that seemed forced.
The ending was so hokey and again seemed made just to lengthen the film.
The final ending was laughable. Bad.