delandrodders

I'm amazed that this averages a very respectable 7.5 score on imdb. It's like some reviewers were watching something else. I found it dull, insipid, maudlin and banal. The dialogue was stunted, the story boring and formulaic and very clichéd. Ahsoka should have been bad ass, instead she just floated through the story. Sabine was cloying and I wish the lightsaber had finished her off. It was maddening to see her gamble with the universe so she could be reunited with her bestie, God I want vomit. Even the villains were dull, the late great Ray Stevenson deserved better. I only got through it by fast forwarding, it was that bad. Yet, loads of people loved it, madness.

To receive 1 star from some reviewers, is ridiculous. This puts it in the same category as 2008's Disaster Movie, which is very unfair. The Movie is based on a play by all accounts and this is telling. The story is simple and of its time. It contains very few 'stars', it's pleasant, but dont expect Oscar worthy material. The acting is proficient, and the ensemble contains a future Miss Marple, albeit briefly. The story is quite dull and doesn't deserve much more than a six, but I just don't see how anyone could give the film a lower score unless they were watching a different film! Have the one star reviewers even seen Sharknado 5?? Zut alors.