jrosekonungrinn
Joined Oct 2005
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I can't believe how many amazing actors were in this and totally wasted. This was just a terrible movie. No solid tone, pacing, script, anything. 4th wall breaking was out of place and didn't work. Jokes, if you can call it jokes, were not funny. So slow and incredibly boring. Nonsensical occurrences, not even a real movie. Absolute waste of time. I'm still angry that I bought it on digital, trusting the huge cast & ads to have something decent. Total garbage.
I can't believe how many amazing actors were in this and totally wasted. This was just a terrible movie. No solid tone, pacing, script, anything. 4th wall breaking was out of place and didn't work. Jokes, if you can call it jokes, were not funny. So slow and incredibly boring. Nonsensical occurrences, not even a real movie. Absolute waste of time. I'm still angry that I bought it on digital, trusting the huge cast & ads to have something decent. Total garbage.
I can't believe how many amazing actors were in this and totally wasted. This was just a terrible movie. No solid tone, pacing, script, anything. 4th wall breaking was out of place and didn't work. Jokes, if you can call it jokes, were not funny. So slow and incredibly boring. Nonsensical occurrences, not even a real movie. Absolute waste of time. I'm still angry that I bought it on digital, trusting the huge cast & ads to have something decent. Total garbage.
There was no Christmas in this movie. Why is it called White Christmas? They sang a ton of non-holiday songs, there was no snow, it was completely unrelated to Christmas. And it was so long, and so slow. It felt like 5 torturous hours.
Intolerable death-by-boredom that plays as well as a 1990s home video of your friends playing D&D in your basement, except you could actually stand listening to _your_ friends.
This is just one of those things that somehow gets on video because someone dug up enough money to pay for that. And it turns up on video or Netflix at just the right time to try and trick you into seeing it by having a title with one of the same words as the title of something that recently went to theaters (Ouija). That trick worked back in the days of VHS rentals my friend, but these days, we can hate you without losing $3 and move on.
This is just one of those things that somehow gets on video because someone dug up enough money to pay for that. And it turns up on video or Netflix at just the right time to try and trick you into seeing it by having a title with one of the same words as the title of something that recently went to theaters (Ouija). That trick worked back in the days of VHS rentals my friend, but these days, we can hate you without losing $3 and move on.