geonosianindustries
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The show is just dumb. It wears the outfit of an intelligent show but doesn't have the content. It is a quick bundle of mediocre drama that doesn't deliver on character or substance.
Too many of the characters are consistently incompenent to drive drama to the point you don't believe anyone could have their position.
The dialogue is incredibly quipy to the point of being very bothersome, you can almost time your watch by it, the smug goop overloads it. There are too many monologues pretending to be conversations
The music drives every scene loudly and bluntly just so you know how to feel every second because the director doesn't have any confidence in the audience to understand what is happening.
You will be annoyed by this series before it is done.
Too many of the characters are consistently incompenent to drive drama to the point you don't believe anyone could have their position.
The dialogue is incredibly quipy to the point of being very bothersome, you can almost time your watch by it, the smug goop overloads it. There are too many monologues pretending to be conversations
The music drives every scene loudly and bluntly just so you know how to feel every second because the director doesn't have any confidence in the audience to understand what is happening.
You will be annoyed by this series before it is done.
This film is a quick goofy ride with enough fun action to carry it through. It is dumb as can be and incredibly predictable, but what else do you expect? Smirked my way through the entire ~90 minute runtime.
Surprisingly violent and dark at times for the turtles but that is a positive for me. There are some bloody scenes that might be a bit much for kids.
You will get every scene you wanted in the order you would expect. Like really every one of them, which is ridiculous, but this is great fan service.
If you like either franchise this is an easy recommend.
If you expect it to be a great movie with drama, mystery, and emotions you've opened the wrong door.
Surprisingly violent and dark at times for the turtles but that is a positive for me. There are some bloody scenes that might be a bit much for kids.
You will get every scene you wanted in the order you would expect. Like really every one of them, which is ridiculous, but this is great fan service.
If you like either franchise this is an easy recommend.
If you expect it to be a great movie with drama, mystery, and emotions you've opened the wrong door.
The film is a series of interviews with old stand-up routines and jokes mixed in. There is a general lack of forward momentum or guidance. We hit our note ten minutes in and sit there for an hour and change more.
You don't inherently need a narrative to drive the documentary but you need highs and lows, to atleast build to something. There isn't even a conversation on display, just a series of single points of views. Repeatedly there is humour from struggling and things have changed but still funny. There is some amusing philosophies but it just doesn't go anywhere and there are no real conflicts out of a few sputters of annoyance.
Also the pacing is always the same and all the shots are still single cameras, nothing is done to raise the interviews.
You don't inherently need a narrative to drive the documentary but you need highs and lows, to atleast build to something. There isn't even a conversation on display, just a series of single points of views. Repeatedly there is humour from struggling and things have changed but still funny. There is some amusing philosophies but it just doesn't go anywhere and there are no real conflicts out of a few sputters of annoyance.
Also the pacing is always the same and all the shots are still single cameras, nothing is done to raise the interviews.