CraigHollands
Joined Jun 2016
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I have nothing to say about this film other than the last few minutes of this movie were hilarious as i was just watching the director in the reflection of the window the whole time
Holy sh*t, what a terrible movie this was, terrible acting, dialogue, editing.. just everything. I cannot even describe how bad this was, but 1 part just annoyed the most and that's when you can see that they couldn't even be bothered to key out the blue screen in one of the scenes. Why is this not being marketed as a comedy as well? it felt more of a comedy than a horror film. I feel bad for the actors and i wonder if they even enjoyed making this garbage or if the ghost made them do it.
The first thing i noticed when "Den of Darkness" started was how robotic the "actors" were, it felt like watching a bunch of Kristen Stewart impressionists talking to each other with their expressionless faces and inability to move their facial muscles, another thing which annoyed me was the fact the the main character Hellen feels the need to remind us she is blind every 5 seconds for the first half of the movie, we get it, you are blind, i can tell by the way you walk around the house as if you are drunk, just stellar acting there. Then something really special happens, whoever watches this film will be treated to the worlds slowest most boring "training" montage in which Hellen manages to to overcome her depression of the fact she is blind. The script was awful, real people don't talk or phrase things how these people do in this film, someone actually says "kisses like strawberries" to which i responded by proceeding to open my window and consider jumping to my impending doom, but the film was nearly over so i decided to continue to watch it, i really could only find one thing i liked about this film and that was Rosa the maid, played by Ada Luz Pla, you were a beacon of light in a Den of Darkness.