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This is a strange little IFD-produced action film made by editing two different films together and re-dubbing the whole thing to make a nonsensical story about the drug baron of munich vs several caucasian hong kong mafias vs several law enforcement agencies.

75% of the finished frankenmovie comes from a movie about various incompetent police officers vs ruthless drug dealers. The other 25% of the movie is about a blonde lady in an abusive relationship with a g gordon liddy-looking martial arts trainer and her scheme with a police officer (who looks like a failed attempt to clone richard harrison) to get g gordon liddy arrested. There was also a scene about a burglar murdering a woman while her lover was in the bathroom, but that one didn't seem to be from either movie, though it's possible i just missed those three characters out of the dozens that are introduced up to that point.

The movie has the consistently funny english dubbing and strange choices that make me think godfrey ho must have had something to do with it, but i don't think he's credited. If you enjoy godfrey ho stuff, you'll probably enjoy this, however it really could have used some brightly-colored ninjas.

Sideburns guy is the best part of the movie. Pretend he's the protagonist and it gets better. Also, the ending is hilarious.

With "cascade bigfoot blood mystery: remote viewed", matthew heines takes us on a journey into the unknown, past the cattle grid, past what mainstream science wants us to know, and into a shadowy world; a world of bigfoot and ufos. But fear not, for heines knows this world well. He has been 'in the trenches' of bigfoot, ufo and dogman field research for many years. He's seen more from the window of his paranormal pickup than most men see in a lifetime, and has lived to talk about it.

Heines's mastery of narrative structure gently leads the viewer along this path of mystery, stopping along the way to consult with some of the greatest minds in the pacific northwest remote viewing and psychic intuition professions. Throughout this journey, the viewer is kept rapt - always at the edge of his seat, as the pieces of the puzzle fall deftly into place.

How did the stained paper towel appear? Who, or what, placed this priceless evidence in the tent? What is the 'ufo connection'? Is bigfoot just a pawn of something else... something even more mysterious? Does iran have the inside scoop on the bigfoot-nordic alien alliance? These questions and many more are answered, the only question left is: can you handle the truth?

America's favorite funnyman is now america's favorite talk show host! If you're tired of the filth and the slime that you usually see on popular talk shows, take a bite of fresh hamburger and taste the difference for yourself.

Neil's upbeat, "always look on the bright side" attitude is the balm we, as a nation, need to heal our seeping, disgusting wounds and finally get some sunlight into the musty, rat-infested basement that hollyWEIRD has become. Wake up and smell the future, because the future is now, and the future is hamburger.

Neil tackles the tough issues with his trademark wit and impeccable style, spreading his celebrity guests' minds like the open books that they truly deserve to be. The greatest figures of the entertainment industry open their hearts to the "little comedian that could", resulting in what most critics agree is the finest hour of television produced between 1969 and 2014.

Take a page out of neil hamburger's book and try a little POSITIVITY! Or are you just another sleazy, snivelling coward like the rest of the FILTH that populates this once great nation? Will you live up to the dream that gerald r ford had for you, or will you ooze back into the SLIME HOLE that you came from?

Everyone, write your congressman and DEMAND a second season of 'poolside chats with neil hamburger', if not for yourself then for your children. God bless america and god bless neil hamburger.