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michaelbiland

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michaelbiland's rating
The Monkey
6.05
The Monkey
Substitution - Bring Her Back
7.66
Substitution - Bring Her Back
Retour à Zombieland
6.75
Retour à Zombieland
Grotesque
4.73
Grotesque
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
6.06
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
X-Men 2
7.46
X-Men 2
Les 4 Fantastiques et le Surfer d'argent
5.63
Les 4 Fantastiques et le Surfer d'argent
High-Rise
5.53
High-Rise
Le lagon bleu
5.84
Le lagon bleu
Destination finale
6.76
Destination finale
Warfare
7.37
Warfare
Captain America: Brave New World
5.73
Captain America: Brave New World
Eulogy
8.17
Eulogy
Bête Noire
7.25
Bête Noire
Black Museum
8.67
Black Museum
Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too
6.14
Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too
La machine à démonter le temps
6.42
La machine à démonter le temps
Adolescence
8.22
Adolescence
Companion
6.94
Companion
Sound of Freedom
7.64
Sound of Freedom
Good News About Hell
8.17
Good News About Hell
Joan Is Awful
7.46
Joan Is Awful
Frères d'armes
9.48
Frères d'armes
The Brutalist
7.37
The Brutalist
Love Actually
7.64
Love Actually

Watchlist5

Aux mains des hommes
6.9
Aux mains des hommes
Vaudou
7.0
Vaudou
Creepshow
6.8
Creepshow
Tous les autres s'appellent Ali
8.0
Tous les autres s'appellent Ali
Lucia et le sexe
7.0
Lucia et le sexe

Lists1

  • Liv Tyler, Sean Astin, Sean Bean, Elijah Wood, Cate Blanchett, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellen, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, and John Rhys-Davies in Le Seigneur des anneaux : La Communauté de l'anneau (2001)
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Reviews7

michaelbiland's rating
Fifteen Million Merits

S1.E2Fifteen Million Merits

Black Mirror
8.0
9
  • Sep 20, 2018
  • One of the best TV series episodes I've ever seen

    This episode is very dark, and emotionally effective, but it's incredibly well done and engaging throughout.

    The acting is good, the script is amazing, the effects are decent, and the whole thing comes together very well.

    It's depressing, and affects you strongly, but it's still worth seeing.
    Black Panther

    Black Panther

    7.3
    5
  • Aug 14, 2018
  • Bland, Forgettable Slop.

    I was genuinely excited for this film when they announced Ryan Coogler, the director of Creed, (one of the best films I saw in 2016) was going to be in the director's chair.

    But man, did Coogler misfire badly here. Badly filmed action, mostly under baked characters, rushed pacing, too many awkward moments, cringe humour, and some laughably bad CGI in the final battle.

    The only good things were Michael.B Jordan's great acting and Ludwig Gorransson's great score.

    Bland slop, don't believe the hype. I don't love the MCU, but they have put out stuff that's light years ahead of this.
    Transformers 2 : La Revanche

    Transformers 2 : La Revanche

    6.0
    3
  • Jul 13, 2018
  • Just Plain Terrible

    This film rightfully deserves it's rating of 3 - Garbage. Because that's all it is and ever will be.

    In a nutshell, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a victim of many things: the 2007/2008 'Writer's Strike', that resulted in the film's incoherent plot. It's also a victim of Michael Bay's obnoxious humour, that is crammed into this movie, and a victim of Michael's signature plain cringey moments that permeate this film to the core.

    It's also a victim of Michael Bay's terrible oversexualisation, that also permeates most of his films.

    Those things drag this film down to the terrible state it's in. But there are some good things about this film. The Forest Battle is excellent and is the best action scene in all the Bayformers films, ironically. And the CGI is very good, just as good as Jablonsky's epic score for this film.

    But these things don't save this steaming pile of garbage.

    Don't see this film unless you want to appreciate good movies even more because of it.
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