oldvinyl

Pretty terrible. The whole film seems like a cheap copy of the least-good of the Indiana Jones movies. I'm done with watching any movie with Sandra Bullock in it, because she can't act to save her life.

In the first part of the film she swans about in a low-cut jump suit that is obviously taped to her skin with double-sided tape.

What has she done to her face? I'm shocked. Her nose looks as if someone took a craft knife to it, and her upper lip is weird. Sorry, but I would rather watch someone who's not been butchered by plastic surgeons and shot up with Botox injections.

The film itself is just an excuse to prance about in a remarkably well-manicured "jungle" and is really a pastiche of every similar film you've seen.

Bullock plays Loretta Sage, an adventure novelist with a strong romance element. Improbably, she's on a book tour with the male cover model of her latest book. (This never happens. I'm an author) Then she gets kidnapped by an eccentric billionaire who hopes she can lead him to an ancient city's lost treasure from her latest story. Oh, come ON...

By the end of the first couple of scenes I was reaching for the off button, but I continued to watch it until after about 20 minutes or so the vulgarity overload exceeded my limits and I had had more than enough.

I'm not amused by jokes about the male anatomy any more than I would be amused by jokes about the female anatomy.

I was hoping for a feel good story. Or at the very least a dog-meaningful story. If you want to watch a really great dog movie, watch "A Dog's Life" instead of this trash.

I find myself wondering whether or not a 1 star rating would be more appropriate than the generous three stars I gave it.

This is just not funny. Puerile American 'humour'. But the very worst thing is that watching it can make you feel sick. The camera lurches, trembles, futzes about all over the place. Just look past the characters and you see immediately the background wandering around. I would bet this was entirely 'filmed' using hand-held camera phones. No doubt it had a budget of about $10. Honestly, I can find funnier and better filmed animal antics on YouTube. I got about half way through S01E01 but I am not going to watch any more of this mindless drivel. It's a shame I couldn't give it 0 stars, that would have been accurate.