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Tweetienator

Joined Dec 2015
Hardcore connoisseur of the art of horror, true lover of sci-fi, and the unusual, weird, absurd, and even trippy stuff. A crime buster working underground against Hollywood's master plan to make big cash with the help of Word's auto-search and replace function, using the same 5 or 6 scripts over and over again. I also strongly suspect that in our modern days, some lazy scriptwriters leave the work to an AI while taking a nap.

What else? I am an incurable adept of the Antichrist and a non-vegan Latte Macchiato addict. And yes, I still have a special place in my heart for the original Evil Dead movies and The Rocky Horror Picture Show, sitting side by side with some of my newer favorites like Fight Club, The Matrix, Ash vs. Evil Dead, and Miller's finest dance on the Fury Road.

The aim of my Higher Self!? To write 2222 reviews, and after that, I will take a break and go on to meet the challenges and pleasures of my next incarnation.

Last note: my reviews are not validated truth but strictly my very own personal opinion, and no doubt they are more than just occasionally misguided by my outrageously appetite for stuff of triumphant bad taste style, the smell of cheese, and the true art of schlock.
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Alien: Earth

Alien: Earth

7.8
4
  • Aug 12, 2025
  • Alien: Earth Stupid

    The production is solid - and that's about it. Rule number one before watching: abandon all brains at the many gates to hell. Example: a spaceship crashes into Earth, smashing right into a major city and everyone is somehow surprised...

    The side story (or better major plot) with our heroine doesn't help either - she got Marvelesque superpowers (Blade Runner etc. Calling), and I'm just waiting for Captain America and the Justice League to show up.

    Writers these days seem even unable to craft anything worth watching even if they got epic source material, let alone invent something original. If you put your brain in sleep mode, this might fill some spare time. But be warned: the endless blabla is hard to endure. I mean hard. Last note: I read a lot of pulp fiction comics whose stories are (almost) Shakespearean-stuff compared...

    My rating: 3 - plus 1 point for the production only (which is good).

    Very last note: maybe there is really a world wide conspiracy in action to transform us all (but the very few) to brainless zombies ;)
    William Tell

    William Tell

    5.7
    3
  • Aug 11, 2025
  • Misses the Power of Cheese

    The movie is so stupid, that it is almost good. Almost. Sadly it misses the power of cheese... What you get is some Robin Hood in Switzerland, okayish action scenes, and words spoken you can't remember a few seconds later, but it doesn't matter. You can see that there is some production value but instead of making some European cinematic historic piece a la La Reine Margot (a fine movie by the way) or take the tour of a theatrical approach (Schiller, you know) you get a movie that tries to copy everything bad and ridiculous in many American movie productions these days: stupid behavior, the always same characters put in every context imaginable, blabla that is just blabla to fill the time to the next action sequence, which is of course unrealistic and exaggerated in every possible and stupid way. Anyway, if you need something to lull your brains to a peaceful stupor, this Wilhelm Tell will do.
    Substitution - Bring Her Back

    Substitution - Bring Her Back

    7.2
    5
  • Aug 1, 2025
  • Somewhat Okay

    A few gross/disturbing scenes make no good story nor a good movie. Story-wise Bring Her Back is very generic stuff we were served many times before. The disturbing scenes are well shot but just a few and nothing the real gorehound would regard "extreme". What else? Bring Her Back reminds me a lot of Hereditary (2018) but the latter one is the way better movie - in all aspects (story, cinematography, acting). Verdict: watchable but (imho) overpraised - maybe all those raving reviews got my expectations too high for this one, so it just got to fail...
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