nickypetersen

Picture Doctor Doolittle 2 with Eddie Murphy. Now picture the movie without any funny animal dialogue. Now replace all the funny human characters with painfully boring characters. Now amp up the hackneyed, overused plot to be even more cliché. Now walk out of the theater angry and demanding your money back. You've just seen Furry Vengeance. I thought the Egyptian plagues ended with the death of the first born son, so what it the explanation for this garbage? For those of you who think I'm being cruel, let me recap the plot. Some guy wants to tear down a forest, and the animals play pranks on him. That's it. Nothing else. For over an hour. Ugh. Well, as with all things, there is a bright side. Brendan Fraser CAN'T star in a worse film. Once you've hit rock bottom, (and I'm pretty sure this hits the bedrock), there's no place to go but up. The worst is over. At least, until someone tries to make a sequel.. duh duh duuuunnnnn!

Cinema has just reached a new low. I honestly never thought I would see a movie that was worse than Furry Vengeance, but I was wrong. This movie was just painful to watch. It's overly cutesy messages, clumsy and cliché plot, and unimpressive casting chokes the brain of anyone unfortunate enough to see it. Guess what the plot is? Chubby, relatable dork wants to meet a girl, so the animals try to coach him on how to date. Yeah, it made me throw up a little in my mouth just to write it. This movie would only be enjoyable to the youngest of viewers, (or someone who has never seen another movie before). The only reason I would ever recommend Zookeeper to someone else would be for revenge, and it would require something terrible to deserve this movie... like a war crime.

Hulk and the Agents of Smash is a sadly misunderstood show. Some might criticize it for its lack of a central plot, but that would actually ruin this show. Like most kid shows out today, this is mostly not a sequential story that builds upon itself to for an intricate plot. It's a funny cartoon about superheroes who have been left out a lot from the Marvel franchise living together as room-mates trying to save the world. The Hulks are on a mission to be accepted by a world that fears their power, with a bunch of gags and cameos along the way. It's unfair to criticize the show for not having a complicated story when it was never meant to have one. This show is aimed to entertain young children and give them a taste of the Marvel Universe, in a quirky, fresh way. Haven't you noticed all of A-Bomb's cameras? It's a reality show, with super strong super heroes! I think it's a breath of fresh air compared to the milked-to-death Avengers franchise. And don't get me started on how cliché and overdone Spiderman is. Relax and enjoy the hilarity!