ozart2002-919-392694
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NOPE - the answer to "Should I watch this?" Any rating above a 4 is virtue signaling at its finest.
The screechy female 'lead' is just Chris Tucker with boobs (sort of). A plot (sort of) thinly disguised as social commentary about the film/entertainment industry - one that has given Jordan Peele far more opportunities than he deserves (given the crap he has turned out recently).
This stinker really rates a zero, but IMDB insists on a positive integer. The '1' is my metaphor for a middle finger Peele, and to all the imbeciles here giving this tripe high scores.
Stay away from this unless you have insomnia - it will numb you faster than Propophol.
The screechy female 'lead' is just Chris Tucker with boobs (sort of). A plot (sort of) thinly disguised as social commentary about the film/entertainment industry - one that has given Jordan Peele far more opportunities than he deserves (given the crap he has turned out recently).
This stinker really rates a zero, but IMDB insists on a positive integer. The '1' is my metaphor for a middle finger Peele, and to all the imbeciles here giving this tripe high scores.
Stay away from this unless you have insomnia - it will numb you faster than Propophol.
I am 25 minutes into this piece of unmitigated crap, and all I can think is how much I want this idiotic family to all die. I hope the upcoming CGI is worth the pain of watching the humans.
So far, it looks like the studio told some computer geeks "Here are some monsters - give us 15 minutes of them fighting." Then they hired 2 interns from an unrelated genre to fill in the blank spots. Welcome to the new Hollywood.
If there was any semblance of justice left in the world, nobody involved in this epically sophomoric garbage would never work again.
So far, it looks like the studio told some computer geeks "Here are some monsters - give us 15 minutes of them fighting." Then they hired 2 interns from an unrelated genre to fill in the blank spots. Welcome to the new Hollywood.
If there was any semblance of justice left in the world, nobody involved in this epically sophomoric garbage would never work again.
Alan Tudyk has been one of my favorite comedic actors since Firefly and Serenity )which I am shocked that no-one else here seems to have mentioned). He has a rare knack for delivering great lines in a deadpan manner that only increases the humor. Here's hoping this is in for a long run.