timlittman3506
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Make no mistake, this film is garbage. The script. The acting. The plot. The effects. I get it: a "filmmaker" using his pocket money to make a film on a Saturday afternoon in his mum's basement is not going to win awards. How this has spawned two sequels (at the moment!!) is beyond me. I'm glad all the characters died. Here's an example of the stupidity of the film - the girl at the end gets out the warehouse where there are cars and then goes back inside using a different door. WTF!!! It clearly wasn't made to be a comedy horror but that's what we've got, except the comedy is unintentional. Of course I'm gonna watch 2 & 3!!
Oh for the love of....... I genuinely don't understand how this man is allowed to keep making movies. This film is by far his worst yet. The script was written by a child. The exposition throughout is comical. The acting is worse than amateur and the plot is so weak, it couldn't get out of a wet paper bag. There is nothing believable at any point. It is a nepotistic piece of cinema; a vehicle for the director's daughter who is as much an actor as I am a brain surgeon. Have you ever watched a film and thought of cutting off a limb because it would be a more pleasurable experience??? Well I have. And it was whilst watching this dog mess of a movie. I hate my life a bit more for having watched this.
Honestly, I don't know where to start. From the outset, I was rooting for the bad guy to kill off all the characters. None of them were likeable, believable or realistic. I'm assuming the writers of the film were 12 years old because it's just a horrible story and the script was just the worst. And the end of the film!! Oh my god!!!! All their friends have been horribly murdered but they literally drive off into the sunset laughing!! I was expecting a post credit scene to show the bad guy was still around and finished off the survivors, but no!!! Just wishful thinking on my part. If you watch this, more fool you.