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Once again Jim Carey proves that he just is not funny. The over the top whatever this was was annoying, unfunny and a complete waste of time. This could have been a great movie but was destroyed by a very hateful character. The childish antics got old after the first five minutes. I came very close to not finishing the film because of the horrific character of Ace Ventura. The sequel was even worse. Jim should stick to serious movies as he is much better in them.

Ulli is without a doubt the worst director is cinematic history. This mess of a movie proves that without any argument. Perhaps if he would actually try to make a real movie instead of "art house trash", he would make something watchable. The only good thing about his movies is that one can hit fast forward for at least 60% of each film and get done faster and therefore waste less time out ones daily grind. Ulli's movies are so bad, that "Plan 9 From Outerspace", the deliciously bad movie and "Attack of the Killer Tomato(e)s", would have a uncontested win in the Best Picture category at the Oscars! Ulli's movies are so bad that Uwe's films look like masterpieces.

The continual shots of the Satanic rituals got old after the first one. Each one making less and less sense. The shots of "Son of Sam" just wondering around became so nonsensical after the first two times.

Somebody please keep this man from wasting any more of our lives by making any further films!

This movie has to be one of the worst movies ever made. It is so bad that it makes ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOS look like a movie that should have won the Acedemy award for best picture. Oddly enough, there is a plot. The plot? To go after a Coloniel from the Vietnam war who is now training Vietnamese terrorists.

The acting is next to awful. The explosions are wonderful. 90% of the movie involves shooting. After awhile that becomes extremely boring. That is not a good sign in this type of movie. I was beginning to wonder where all of the "enemy" was coming from. This movie could have been made as a one hour TV show and accomplished the same. I really was confused at the end, when the compound was under attack and had mysteriously grown in size from what was shown in the first act. To make matters even worse, at the beginning of the film, when two forces met, accidentally, the dead wouldn't plop to the ground. Instead one could witness them laying down ever so gently. In short, i definitely lost the run time in life that i will never get back. A waste of time and film and other resources.