Kamandi73
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Adam Richman does a spazz funny-guy performance that is usually more annoying and weird than funny. He frequently hits on the chefs as if he is a girl, and then laughs it off like it is a joke. Just more weirdness.
When he is watching chefs cook up their specialty meals at the featured restaurants, Richman does not shut up and let them explain their food. It is just all about Richman and his weird sense of humor.
Guy Fieri on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives can talk to the cooks in an informed manner, and give insights into what they are making. Richman by contrast, is always trying to make it into some bizarre comments about him.
The eating contests are similarly over-talked. Even though Richman is eating massive amounts of food, he manages to keep talking so he can tell everyone how hard it is to eat, and how much he is suffering, and fighting hard, etc. Just a little of Richman would be fun. But he always overdoes it.
The replacement guy, Casey Webb, looks like he just got out of a mental hospital. He does not even pretend to know anything about food. He is just standing around the chefs like a big gorilla with his mouth always open, saying dumb things, and looking like he is nuts. I think he is shocked that he is on a TV show.
Webb just stands around waiting for the food contest that he usually fails at. They could film his episodes with any random person off the street. Just somebody walking by the featured restaurants could be hired to host that episode, and he would know as little as Webb does, and could look astonished to be there just like Webb.
When he is watching chefs cook up their specialty meals at the featured restaurants, Richman does not shut up and let them explain their food. It is just all about Richman and his weird sense of humor.
Guy Fieri on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives can talk to the cooks in an informed manner, and give insights into what they are making. Richman by contrast, is always trying to make it into some bizarre comments about him.
The eating contests are similarly over-talked. Even though Richman is eating massive amounts of food, he manages to keep talking so he can tell everyone how hard it is to eat, and how much he is suffering, and fighting hard, etc. Just a little of Richman would be fun. But he always overdoes it.
The replacement guy, Casey Webb, looks like he just got out of a mental hospital. He does not even pretend to know anything about food. He is just standing around the chefs like a big gorilla with his mouth always open, saying dumb things, and looking like he is nuts. I think he is shocked that he is on a TV show.
Webb just stands around waiting for the food contest that he usually fails at. They could film his episodes with any random person off the street. Just somebody walking by the featured restaurants could be hired to host that episode, and he would know as little as Webb does, and could look astonished to be there just like Webb.
So about ten + years ago various employees of the U. S. Embassy in Cuba were afflicted or attacked by some sonic waves or microwaves. A couple of them died. An investigation concluded that the government of Cuba had been directing a new energy weapon at the embassy.
This movie takes off on that historical footnote and has a team of black ops go to an island to rescue a family that is being attacked by the sonic beams. They find only the wife, and she soon dies, with lots of blood dripping out of her ears.
The rest of the movie is sonic sound effects and what looks like infrared lighting, followed by various members of the rescue team grimacing, moaning, groaning, and having hallucinations.
There is about zero action in this action movie. If you do not want to watch five people looking constipated, groaning, and slapping their heads in pain, then skip this turkey.
This movie takes off on that historical footnote and has a team of black ops go to an island to rescue a family that is being attacked by the sonic beams. They find only the wife, and she soon dies, with lots of blood dripping out of her ears.
The rest of the movie is sonic sound effects and what looks like infrared lighting, followed by various members of the rescue team grimacing, moaning, groaning, and having hallucinations.
There is about zero action in this action movie. If you do not want to watch five people looking constipated, groaning, and slapping their heads in pain, then skip this turkey.
The movie starts out with a fair amount of low budget action. The special effects are from Party City. Numerous security types machine gun a door and it has the same ten holes in it no matter how many shots are fired.
Byron Mann (Ryu in the Street Fighter movie of 1994) is the lead actor. He plays a guy who is picked by Robert Patrick (the evil scientist) to be implanted with a new super-chip that makes him super smart, fast, etc. It is also supposed to give Robert Patrick control over him.
When Patrick gives Mann a test run in front of a CIA op and some investors, Mann breaks out. In the process he shoots about 25 mall security types and never needs to reload his handgun. He also downloads all of Patrick's master files, and even re-writes the code for himself in about two minutes.
The rest of the movie is totally boring. Mann meets up with another chipped agent, and spends about an hour telling her his story, and the same clips of the same lab escape are played about five times.
Mann programming code is also replayed a few times. Watching a guy typing code was boring enough the first time. He also throws in memory clips of him talking to other chipped agents and getting them to kill targets. It is a lot more boring than reading this.
Eventually at the end of the movie, we get a fight scene that is pretty entertaining. We also get revenge from the tomb (or the brain dead), which was a nice touch.
Dark Assets takes about 15 minutes of action, and replays into a 90 minute movie with a lot of explaining of the same clips over and over again.
Byron Mann (Ryu in the Street Fighter movie of 1994) is the lead actor. He plays a guy who is picked by Robert Patrick (the evil scientist) to be implanted with a new super-chip that makes him super smart, fast, etc. It is also supposed to give Robert Patrick control over him.
When Patrick gives Mann a test run in front of a CIA op and some investors, Mann breaks out. In the process he shoots about 25 mall security types and never needs to reload his handgun. He also downloads all of Patrick's master files, and even re-writes the code for himself in about two minutes.
The rest of the movie is totally boring. Mann meets up with another chipped agent, and spends about an hour telling her his story, and the same clips of the same lab escape are played about five times.
Mann programming code is also replayed a few times. Watching a guy typing code was boring enough the first time. He also throws in memory clips of him talking to other chipped agents and getting them to kill targets. It is a lot more boring than reading this.
Eventually at the end of the movie, we get a fight scene that is pretty entertaining. We also get revenge from the tomb (or the brain dead), which was a nice touch.
Dark Assets takes about 15 minutes of action, and replays into a 90 minute movie with a lot of explaining of the same clips over and over again.
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