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jos-dsouza's reviews

by jos-dsouza
This page compiles all reviews jos-dsouza has written, sharing their detailed thoughts about movies, TV shows, and more.
102 reviews
Chhal Kapat - The Deception (2025)

Chhal Kapat - The Deception

4.7
1
  • Jun 25, 2025
  • Pathetic

    Whoever made this pathetic series should be banned from this profession forever.

    Story- there is none. It's just some khichdi. Looks like a third or fourth standard student story project.

    Cast- A c grade series with max d grade actors or non actors. Some of the unknown faces were ok. The lady playing the role of SP does not have even a 5 percent aura of a cop, let alone a detective. She may have pulled some strings to get the role.

    Zee5 should not waste public time making such crap. Thankfully no money was spent watching this , most of it fast forwarding and nothing missed.

    Give it a skip. Instead watch some old Ramsay horror comedy.
    Viola Davis in Murder (2014)

    Murder

    8.1
    1
  • Dec 29, 2024
  • Got away with trash

    If this series went for six seasons, they are lucky. Because it's literally garbage after mid season 2. And thereafter it's is unbearable to watch.

    The legal system does not work the way it's shown in this series. The main lead, a lawyer and some of her students are showing doing all illegal things including murder and even then winning all court cases without getting caught for their own crimes.

    This is a kindergarten imaginative stuff which puts to shame the legal system. Nothing in this series is worth even a dime from the legal perspective especially for the audience who came to watch this expecting one. If this is how the legal system works, it's an insult to the judiciary.. And to make matters even worse, season after season, we are compelled to see sex and gay scenes after every few minutes. All mechanical from unexciting cast. Maybe because the content itself is so weak.
    Naomi Scott in Smile 2 (2024)

    Smile 2

    6.7
    3
  • Nov 22, 2024
  • Same old stuff

    The first part was OK. This one is stretched and becomes boring after a point.

    Problem is that the lead female cast is so stoic and bland. She has the same monotonous expressions throughout. And then in some critical scenes she has to only fall down backward. It's repeated. Plus most of her dialogue's are just two words sh:t and f##k. I'm using symbols to avoid censorship. These two words are in practically every line she utters because other wise she just cannot deliver a single line with proper emotions. So even her dialogue's become a torture to hear after some time.

    I hope this is the end of the smile series unless they come up with a good script and a better cast.
    Lupita Nyong'o and Joseph Quinn in Sans un bruit : Jour 1 (2024)

    Sans un bruit : Jour 1

    6.3
    2
  • Aug 2, 2024
  • A quite place: pizza hunt

    Russell Crowe, Milo Ventimiglia, Luke Hemsworth, Ricky Whittle, and Liam Hemsworth in Land of Bad (2024)

    Land of Bad

    6.6
    2
  • Feb 23, 2024
  • Another B Grade flick or worse

    Mia McKenna-Bruce in How to Have Sex (2023)

    How to Have Sex

    6.4
    1
  • Jan 5, 2024
  • How not to raise children .. pathetic

    If you want to have sex, you do not need to go on vacation with weird only chip eating screaming friends and then get sick drunk and loose total control. From where do these morons get such ideas and spend so much money making a movie on it?

    I do not know what message this movie wanted to convey.

    One thing this movie definitely conveyed was that these girls had poor upbringing.

    The movie is filled with all this drinking binges and parties and after a time it gets to your nerves.

    The performances of all the actors are totally sub standard and some of them should never be in the movies.

    It's not a movie worth spending even a penny on. I saw it for free and skimmed through a major part. Because it's not worth your time and money.
    Le Monde après nous (2023)

    Le Monde après nous

    6.4
    1
  • Dec 21, 2023
  • Total mess and pathetic

    Madeleine Yuna Voyles in The Creator (2023)

    The Creator

    6.7
    1
  • Nov 17, 2023
  • Overhyped

    When you say its about AI, what was expected was an emotionless movie. Total ruthless badass type.

    But Instead they added so much artificial emotions, that it makes the movie so tired to watch.

    A kid shown to possess such huge powers cannot control the most stupid and basic things. I mean, the kid controls the systems on vaiclpes and various advance gadgets but cannot open a mechanical airlock. They just added these emotional ideas and in the process ruined everything.

    What sucks is that in the crucial moments, even the most intelligent and talented fighters are shown to be morons, lost in other thoughts.

    A movie, which ends up to be very overhyped, full of loopholes and tired to watch.
    Megan Suri in Inside (2023)

    Inside

    5.2
    1
  • Oct 14, 2023
  • Kindergarten horror

    This is the one of the most weird and stupid horror movies made. Kindergarten type.

    Can you even call it a horror movie? Because all they ended up showing is a funny looking alien character who is brought under control by reciting some mantras in a fake accent and putting it in a jar or then devouring it. That's the most stupid idea to make a movie on and waste money.

    And what sort of an Indian American family is this where the daughter and father speak in English with an accent whereas her mother cannot speak English at all? And the school where the teacher stays so late all alone? Does she not have a home?

    This movie is filled with flaws, has the most non fearsome ghost or alien and is 90 minutes too long.
    Tabu, Ashish Vidyarthi, Ali Fazal, Navnindra Behl, and Wamiqa Gabbi in Khufiya: La taupe et l'espionne (2023)

    Khufiya: La taupe et l'espionne

    6.1
    1
  • Oct 6, 2023
  • Pathetic

    Slow, boring and pathetic.

    You could say this a thousand times.

    Intelligence agents of absolutely zero class. That's how it's all projected. They are shown as a bunch of messy characters who take all the time in the world to bug a house, create a mess and place cameras on a tube light where it can be easily spotted. So much for professionalism.

    Then they can't even keep a vigil of the monitors. More busy eating and creating craft.

    And then one decides to go with the heart rather than the head. Why did these morons make a movie to project Indian agents in such poor light?

    Skip this pathetic movie. Not worth watching even for free.
    Priyanshu Painyuli and Alaya F in U Turn (2023)

    U Turn

    6.2
    1
  • Apr 28, 2023
  • Absolutely pathetic.

    Georgina Campbell in Barbare (2022)

    Barbare

    7.0
    2
  • Oct 28, 2022
  • Full of loopholes and stupidity

    Mila Kunis in American Girl (2022)

    American Girl

    6.4
    3
  • Oct 14, 2022
  • Missing the touch and too long

    Grace Caroline Currey and Virginia Gardner in Fall (2022)

    Fall

    6.4
    1
  • Sep 9, 2022
  • Wish they all fell in the beginning....

    Good Luck Jerry (2022)

    Good Luck Jerry

    5.5
    1
  • Aug 6, 2022
  • Pathetic and waste of time

    Horrible script, pathetic acting and wrong message. This movie advocates selling drugs to make money. The lead lady JK has no talent, zero expressions, same frozen look. Others are equally worse. The forced comedy here and there doesn't even make you smile. Everything is cringy and repulsive. Skip it.
    Sebastian Stan and Daisy Edgar-Jones in Fresh (2022)

    Fresh

    6.7
    1
  • Jun 10, 2022
  • As stale as a rotten tomato

    The high ratings appear to be perplexing. This movie is outright pathetic and painful to watch. The characters either appear to be eating or indulging in sexual activities and nothing is fresh here.

    The story is weak and totally unrealistic. The female lead is projected as one who only wants to get hooked and laid. And in the process is projected as someone with zero intellect.

    Just skip this. It's bad and rotten. Nothing fresh.
    Jamie Lee Curtis, Michelle Yeoh, James Hong, Ke Huy Quan, and Stephanie Hsu in Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    7.8
    1
  • May 27, 2022
  • Pair of earphones and chewing gum

    140 minutes of nonsense. And I saw a movie with people suffering from hallucinations. You can go from this universe to another by a pair of earphones and chewing gum. I would rather hear some good music. This movie is a nothing but a cheap stupid Chinese version of Inception. And over rated.
    Divya Dutta, Arjun Rampal, and Kangana Ranaut in Dhaakad (2022)

    Dhaakad

    3.8
    1
  • May 22, 2022
  • Not Dhaakad but Papad

    So much money spent by a crazy producer to make a nonsense movie and to try to prove that the big mouth Kangana can also do big action.

    Result is that we see a senseless script, toothless story and gory violence that makes no sense.

    This Dhaakad has been reduced to stale non-crunchy papad.

    Just avoid and eat some real crunchy papad instead.
    Brad Pitt, Sandra Bullock, Daniel Radcliffe, Oscar Nuñez, Channing Tatum, and Da'Vine Joy Randolph in Le Secret de la cité perdue (2022)

    Le Secret de la cité perdue

    6.1
    1
  • May 14, 2022
  • Just stupid

    When you do not cut a simple plastic zipper with which you are tied to a chair, but instead carry the whole chair, you know the rescue opp is botched.

    This movie is plain stupid and irritating.

    The script is as if it's written by a five year old kid. Absolutely kiddish. The humour is forced and flat and the cast is pathetic.

    Worst, the end: there is no end. It just ends as foolishly as it began.
    Laurence Fishburne, Jonathan Pryce, Thandiwe Newton, and Chris Pine in Le couteau par la lame (2022)

    Le couteau par la lame

    6.1
    1
  • Apr 16, 2022
  • More of sleaze and less of a thriller

    The moment it was said that old lovers come together or face each other years later for some investigation, it was bound to an overdose of unnecessary sleaze. And there is chemistry either between the lead pair. So it all looks fake and forced.

    And this entirely ruined the movie.
    Naomi Watts and Billy Howle in Infinite Storm (2022)

    Infinite Storm

    5.3
    1
  • Apr 14, 2022
  • This is horrible

    Stay away from the fake reviews.

    This is doomed from scene 1.

    Which person in a proper state of mind will go out hiking when the weather is bad and continues when it gets worse? It's our dumb female lead, walking and screaming hello and whistling.

    Ok, it's a movie. So what. Spare us this trash.

    Just skip this one and watch a cartoon instead.
    Suriya in Etharkkum Thunindhavan (2022)

    Etharkkum Thunindhavan

    6.4
    2
  • Apr 13, 2022
  • What could be good...made horrible

    There was a concept...but the execution was horrible.

    Senseless light humour scenes, and over dramatic emotions.

    The same things happening over and over again and then rewinded / repeated in slow motion with overdose of melodrama.

    Ends up giving you a headache.
    Olivia Colman in The Lost Daughter (2021)

    The Lost Daughter

    6.7
    1
  • Apr 8, 2022
  • Movie is a waste

    Why do we see movies? To relax and for some entertainment. Sometimes to see reality.

    This movie is just nothing.

    Totally boring, senseless and a waste.
    Rudra: The Edge of Darkness (2022)

    Rudra: The Edge of Darkness

    6.7
    1
  • Mar 19, 2022
  • Absolutely senseless and boring

    Let's admit the reality: Ajay Devgan just cannot act. Same look and same stone like expressions.

    The better actor is wasted. What day Atul?

    The storyline is such that the police appear to be fools and some plotters get away with everything. A typical Balaji type serial.

    Nothing worth watching. Skip it.
    Gopichand and Nayanthara in Aaradugula Bullet (2021)

    Aaradugula Bullet

    3.5
    1
  • Mar 5, 2022
  • Does not even deserve a zero

    Horrible script, senseless action and the heroine has only one work to do, which is to go around in micro minis. Absolutely nothing different or worth watching in this nonsense movie.

    Avoidable.

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