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Did you know that during the filming of this that Jack White not once, twice, not even thrice, but at least four times tried to solicit both The Edge and Jimmy Page for sex? That's really gay! He must have thought The Edge got his nickname from edging because in the behind the scenes DVD extras The Edge explains that Jack would ask him about edging constantly and saying that this is his favorite past time after writing bad pop songs, eating soy, dying his hair blue, and soliciting men for sex. So JW was a big let down considering he's not even close to being in the same company of genius of Page or the innovation of The Edge. It's really strange they put him in here, Hence, 5 stars out of 10.

Couldn't make it past the first 25 minutes as the storyline is ridiculous and the newer actors are terrible. You really have to strike while the iron is hot and this is proof of that. It's a shame that few original movies are even made anymore and all we are left with are these terrible reboots with no imagination or creativity. The guy that play's the son or the annoying manly looking 60 year old Leslie Jones should not be cast in anything ever again. Calling this a comedy is an insult to anyone with comedic taste. Don't waste your time.

Stop giving this talentless hack a vehicle. I'd rather watch Judd's standup than attempt to sit through another picture starring this cringe inducing feeble minded boy trapped in an ugly overweight man titted body. Go wash the taste of Judd out of your mouth Seth. You'll never be a real American you trashy worthless wannabe.