jasamaclean
Joined Aug 2014
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This film is so crucifyingly bad it's almost worth watching so that you can say you've watched the worst movie ever made. Well, only if you have 90 minutes to waste and you're quite, no, *very* drunk. Or at least partially anaesthetised.
It's so bad that it may well destroy the careers of all who worked to create it. It's so bad that the writer and director should be arrested for cultural vandalism, for possibly losing the $300K (really??) that some poor, misguided people invested in its production and the trauma inflicted on those unfortunate enough to have sat through it. Like me. The cameraman, the editor and the casting director should all take a low bow, too, for creating a movie that is more Z than B. In fact it's far so beyond Z that you'd have to invent six new alphabets.
How do films like this get made? I've seen movies made with an iPhone and iMovie that are a million times more sophisticated in every cinematic way.
Don't the Italians have *any* shame?
Avoid it like a cosmic plague.
It's so bad that it may well destroy the careers of all who worked to create it. It's so bad that the writer and director should be arrested for cultural vandalism, for possibly losing the $300K (really??) that some poor, misguided people invested in its production and the trauma inflicted on those unfortunate enough to have sat through it. Like me. The cameraman, the editor and the casting director should all take a low bow, too, for creating a movie that is more Z than B. In fact it's far so beyond Z that you'd have to invent six new alphabets.
How do films like this get made? I've seen movies made with an iPhone and iMovie that are a million times more sophisticated in every cinematic way.
Don't the Italians have *any* shame?
Avoid it like a cosmic plague.