Mikelito
Joined May 2005
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It's embarrassing to think that stories like this are mistaken for SciFi.
As for the "Sci" it only helps to drag a long a family story into - probably (who knows) - eternity and back.
Whenever the story gets stuck some miracle "scientific fact" appears to help it move along.
By the way, that Mathew M. actor ... who can he convince of being in a position to be chosen for all the stuff that role is capable of....
Of course you get the cliché robot and the cliché computer (à la HAL) and all the rest of it.
I guess Zimmer is a good composer but this constant barrage of holier- than-holy church music only now and then interspersed with kitsch is only letting you know how you should be on your knees in tears regarding this "universal story of love and family" ... I'm guessing this has to be one of the slogans to market this soap opera over x amount of galaxies ... or one ... who cares.
A few stars for the visual stuff but the content ... oh the content ...
As for the "Sci" it only helps to drag a long a family story into - probably (who knows) - eternity and back.
Whenever the story gets stuck some miracle "scientific fact" appears to help it move along.
By the way, that Mathew M. actor ... who can he convince of being in a position to be chosen for all the stuff that role is capable of....
Of course you get the cliché robot and the cliché computer (à la HAL) and all the rest of it.
I guess Zimmer is a good composer but this constant barrage of holier- than-holy church music only now and then interspersed with kitsch is only letting you know how you should be on your knees in tears regarding this "universal story of love and family" ... I'm guessing this has to be one of the slogans to market this soap opera over x amount of galaxies ... or one ... who cares.
A few stars for the visual stuff but the content ... oh the content ...
if sam raimi got the job of directing, at least this would have been entertaining.
let's see: a really badly done movie - it looks like made for TV. horrible choice of actors. gaping mouths galore. looks like they couldn't even get the most often used clichés right. no scene really had some discernible suspense. camera is awful. goldblum is awful, the slowest actor on earth in an action movie ... why ... ?
the lighting alone is horrible as it changes even within scenes, amateurish stuff, was mister spielberg really present here?
there is no thread here, everything jumps from one mess to the next incoherent mess.
this review is almost as incoherent as this movie.
let's see: a really badly done movie - it looks like made for TV. horrible choice of actors. gaping mouths galore. looks like they couldn't even get the most often used clichés right. no scene really had some discernible suspense. camera is awful. goldblum is awful, the slowest actor on earth in an action movie ... why ... ?
the lighting alone is horrible as it changes even within scenes, amateurish stuff, was mister spielberg really present here?
there is no thread here, everything jumps from one mess to the next incoherent mess.
this review is almost as incoherent as this movie.
