tonyburran

This is another of the unofficial sequels directed by Mark Polonia, who also directed Amityville Death House, which felt like a terrible Evil Dead knockoff. This time we get a terrible Exorcist knockoff. Every scene in this is so dreadfully unmemorable that, after each scene, I struggled to remember what I had just seen, like my brain was rejecting the film and refusing to commit it to memory. All I had left after the credits rolled were some random flashes of disjointed imagery and any notes I jotted down as I was watching. The memories all wriggled out of my brain like slippery eels. By tomorrow, I may not remember watching this at all. This review is the only evidence that I wasted 77 minutes of my life on this garbage.

There was some god awful acting, some cheap Halloween costumes, some scenes that felt like a parody of The Exorcist, and... the rest is all gone. I don't remember. It's probably for the best. My brain is probably trying to keep me sane. If you want to stay sane as well, maybe you should skip watching Amityville Exorcism. I wish I had.

This four-part anthology was four times as terrible as I expected. Shot mostly on what looked like an iPhone, for some reason, this modern-day found footage movie has a VHS static filter messing with the video quality throughout the whole thing. 70% of this anthology was people talking nonsense to the camera and the other 30% was just footage of nothing. At one point, the screen is black for ten minutes straight with a lot of filler for the end credits with the embarrassment of people's names credited in this dribble. Utter nonsense delivered on a plate.

I have beef with Tubi for recommending this to me.

Nick Elliott is one of the well known rock art photographers in music history. We always hear about the artist and their creativity, but we never know the team behind the curtains. One of them in particular is this chap. In this feature documentary directed and shot by Andy Blithe tells a dark tale about mental illness and how Nick comes to terms with these sinister thoughts, despite that life has punched him in the stomach a number of times. He still gets up and makes something creative and meaningful only to him. I like documentaries like this cause it felt raw and genuine all the way. Very well made film.