joecarver486
Joined May 2013
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An interminable 71 minutes and I did not watch the 6min of end credits. Not bad in a funny way. There are some stylistic choices made, like mostly first choices generated between bong rips, but choices. Just feels so slapdash and frustratingly low-effort with affected editing and narration to help (unsuccessfully) hide what a simple, boring mess it is. Two of your unrelated entities in your horror anthology can't just be a guy in a black morph suit. You can have one, and you better glue a weird mouth on it or something. The "cursed evil drawings" and puppet show and snuff video could have been something but no two elements in the entire audiovisual experience are ever good at the same time.
You know going in no one can act and it's gonna be world champion limbo low on the budget scale (you know this because it's called Creepypasta: Deathnet, and both Shawn C Phillips and Dustin Ferguson are affiliated) but like I did not have any fun.
You know going in no one can act and it's gonna be world champion limbo low on the budget scale (you know this because it's called Creepypasta: Deathnet, and both Shawn C Phillips and Dustin Ferguson are affiliated) but like I did not have any fun.
Andy Blithe and Nick Elliott, the odd couple, venture out into the wild English countryside and visit various characters in certain locations. This should be something that should be on Amazon Prime Video. These two are funny and I'm glad they've got their own show. My favourite episode has to be the medieval one, especially when they have to combat each other with the heavy armour. Very funny. I'm also quite impressed with the fact that it's also documented by Blithe and Elliott. Clever when you think about it. Aware they had the odd cameraman or camerawoman on episodes but regardless worth the watch!
Enough with the negative reviews. Why can't people be positive about hard work that goes into low budget filmmaking with hardly any resources? Chris Bell does an amazing performance as serial killer Simon West, and the rest of the cast was good too. I guess the main female lead wasn't perfect but again, what can you do?