philbret
Joined Mar 2013
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Horror that is, indeed, not in the way you might expect. Comical, not one bit, except if you are rotten inside or in a drug induce haze. I stop watching 46 minutes in, 24 of which where I try to justify the existence of such a piece. So tedious, badly done and overwhelmingly boring that I ended up laughing, laughing at the poor Scared Movie fan who paid $3.99 to buy it out of the leftover bin at the flee market delighted at the idea of such an epic actors reunion. John Schneider should have taken is buddies on a all you can eat buffet trip and spare us this garbage self indulgence. Editing with is non-linear story telling, post-production with is distasteful choice of music are serious contestants for a Golden Raspberry. 3.4 out of 10
Dishonorably discharged Special Forces operative turn mercenary goes on a killing rampage because of his vanity and the side-effects of a miraculous treatment which have saved his life and made him virtually immortal with super strength.
Acting was fair, photo direction as well, good dosage on the special effects side. The plot is thin and giving the result, directing did a great job.
Unlike most Marvel's movie this one is not about super heroes, the guy is basically a cold blooded revengeful killer. Nothing new here, I guess it's fine, let's forget all of his moral flaws, the guy thinks he is funny. He might be if homosexual sex references are your kind of treats.
Torture, sex solicitation, tons of killings, drug references, disfigurement, unicorn sex and un-repentance are few of the example that comes to my mind when I asked myself. How the hell did that thing got rated PG-13 in my area?
Giving the genre, I wasn't expecting much. Despite it all, I enjoyed myself and have been surprised with cinematography proceeds not common in the block-buster industry. Not a piece of art, but giving the quality of Hollywood production a worthy 6,8 out of 10 seem fair to me.
Please consider living the kids home or you might end-up having a talk about fisting that you are not be prepare for!
Acting was fair, photo direction as well, good dosage on the special effects side. The plot is thin and giving the result, directing did a great job.
Unlike most Marvel's movie this one is not about super heroes, the guy is basically a cold blooded revengeful killer. Nothing new here, I guess it's fine, let's forget all of his moral flaws, the guy thinks he is funny. He might be if homosexual sex references are your kind of treats.
Torture, sex solicitation, tons of killings, drug references, disfigurement, unicorn sex and un-repentance are few of the example that comes to my mind when I asked myself. How the hell did that thing got rated PG-13 in my area?
Giving the genre, I wasn't expecting much. Despite it all, I enjoyed myself and have been surprised with cinematography proceeds not common in the block-buster industry. Not a piece of art, but giving the quality of Hollywood production a worthy 6,8 out of 10 seem fair to me.
Please consider living the kids home or you might end-up having a talk about fisting that you are not be prepare for!