silver808

So much could be said so much is said ,the key to Bowie's entire muscial themes is unlocked now forever. Fly away Kentucky bluebird and tell Michael to come soon.

He ruined king Kong now he spoils Planet of the apes . Yes the man of many walks Andy Serkis playing kirk douglas in an APE an ASS THE motion capture picture. I Saw it while on holiday on a wet day ... me and my brother sat down and then like a scene fron 2001 an ape- oddity we arose on two legs and threw our popcorn into the air and left the building with a grunt. Zero out of ten.

On the surface you will think you are seeing what appears to be a movie, it was advertised to be one and said to be like one , and so it , you thought appears to be so. It must be one you thought , it is shiny enough , it looked like it has all the elements of a movie didnt it? It had actors a director a scriptwriter (The Worzel gummidge tv show writer) and had money, a budget of $ 50 million, but once the opening credits have rolled you see it is not a movie at all but a real piece of excrement but even worse! it is a cleverly disguised piece of excrement that is actually one of those fake plastic pieces of excrement that are so cleverly designed to look wet and real and squishy so you dont want to tread on them in case you put your foot in it. ... But , truly I am not exaggerating when I say this is infact the worse movie I have ever seen in my entire life of seeing movies . With the promise of the interest of the subject matter being a total missed opportunity, the dissapointment is compounded by the fact that this literally is one of the worse made movies ever. It is exploiting the sadness of Mercury's death, but ends up attacking him personally. Zero out of ten. A lie of a movie .

And as for the ten star reviews? I do not even trust the bad reviews! People give it one star then say its a great movie. There's something up something is not right, its obvious something IS going on , its not the real life put it that way. The acclaim is not convincing, how could it be? seeing the movie is soooo bad.

The dancing dinner lady in the trailer never appeared. And the photoshoped young lithe man that was not Rami Malik that was used as the early publicity shot was never in the movie either. For patties sake! Are you people aware that Queen made their first album in the heart of soho in London in the 1970's??!! Dont you know that is ROCK MUSIC HISTORY TIME AND PLACE David Bowie !!! T REX !!! Queen !!! THE 1970 !!! GLAM ROCK and you dont even attempt to convey the situation? The place the EVENT!!? So have you all gone stark raving mad!!! Are you all completely insane? Is this what passes for ART?? FOR MOVIES !! FOR ROCK MUSIC HISTORY ??!! This utter bland fake lit garbage???!!!