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becauseofbraindamage

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La Tour sombre

La Tour sombre

5.6
1
  • Apr 21, 2018
  • Who is this movie even for?

    This film does nothing for the fans of Stephen King's Dark Tower series or for people entirely new to the series. There is seven books worth of material in King's series and they took all of that and reduced it to a meaningless incomprehensible 90 minute action film.

    Picture HBO taking the Game of Thrones series, taking out a bunch of random elements that don't mean anything to anybody.

    I don't mind if some creative licence is used when adapting a book to film but all of the changes made in this project were used to make this movie as generic as possible. Here's a bad guy who wants to destroy the universe, are we going to his motivations in the slightest, hell no. Here's the good guy, he's a gunslinger and can load a gun real fast, are we going to give him a backstory, how about a scene were his dad dies like an idiot that we show half a dozen times.

    Not even remotely interesting, entertaining or coherent.
    Un tueur parmi nous

    Un tueur parmi nous

    4.6
    1
  • Feb 26, 2018
  • If ever a movie deserved 1 star...

    This is a classic who done it, the victim being killed was film. I have so many problems with the plot that it's hard to know where to start. Not a single one of the characters makes sense, the motivations of everybody involved are incoherently stupid.

    The only reason I actually watched the whole thing was to find out the final reveal, which certainly wasn't worth it as it made no sense and was insulting to the viewers intelligence. The general acting or direction wasn't awful, but it wasn't good either. This movie will leave you with a lot of questions about the plot, none of them which you will be bothered trying to work out. Do yourself and watch an episode of CSI or Law and Order or any police procedural which is bound to be better than this trainwreck.
    Expendables : Unité spéciale

    Expendables : Unité spéciale

    6.4
    1
  • Feb 2, 2018
  • Yawn

    I was going to give this film two stars, then I thought, what the hell is the extra star for. The cast of this film is great, you could do so much with this premise, you just need a plot. After just finishing this movie I genuinely couldn't tell you what the story was, partly because it was too boring and also cause there was no plot.

    Dull set action pieces with zero stakes. No one has any rational motivations for anything they are doing, the bad guys are so lame it's funny. The good guys on the other hand seem to be bullet proof, surrounded by a thousand troops the five or so men easily triumph. Cliched, boring and predictable, this one doesn't even deserve 2 stars.

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