GreyCadillacs
Joined Mar 2005
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Have you ever watched a holiday movie and thought to yourself, this could use more martial arts involving Christmas lights and candy canes? Look no further, your movie is here.
Writer/director Jarrod Crooks stars as Chris, who crosses a beefed-up muscle-milk Santa, and hilarity ensues Equal parts hilarious, heartfelt, and action-packed, this is a new holiday film you'll keep in your yearly Christmas movie rotation. Scott Brault also shines as the big man himself, Santa Claus, hellbent on claiming credit on every big gift given to children.
So what are you waiting for? Stop singing carols, heat up that jug of nog, sit back, and put on 'The Big Gift'!!
"Candy cane."
Writer/director Jarrod Crooks stars as Chris, who crosses a beefed-up muscle-milk Santa, and hilarity ensues Equal parts hilarious, heartfelt, and action-packed, this is a new holiday film you'll keep in your yearly Christmas movie rotation. Scott Brault also shines as the big man himself, Santa Claus, hellbent on claiming credit on every big gift given to children.
So what are you waiting for? Stop singing carols, heat up that jug of nog, sit back, and put on 'The Big Gift'!!
"Candy cane."
