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God where do I start? Mr Enter (what kind of a name is that?) Is a hypocritical, rude, obnoxious, egotistical, immature Man-Child. All he does is moan about how 'LE SPONGEBOB IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE.' and thinking it is good and fair reviewing. Also not to mention he thinks kids are stupid and so impressionable that they will literally believe anything the TV tells them to. Kids are smarter than you think, Enter.

Also lets address his obsession with MLP. He tells people not to nitpick Friendship Is Magic but he nitpicks everything else. He never shuts up about it! And if you don't like ponies then Enter has a rage about how you are 'bullying' him, simply for not enjoying what he enjoys. And if you don't agree with him then he hates you! that's a good open minded and humble approach to life isn't it? He must have so many friends with that personality trait! Hell the hottest girls must be all over him! And of course he has to think that all Christians are stupid (Breadwinners review joke about Sarah Bible) And he has no problem calling people who like the shows he doesn't like stupid. So Enter is not only a bad reviewer, but just straight up rude. Insulting another person's beliefs, calling people idiots for no good reason and forcing your opinions down other people's throats These are not traits of a good person. I hope this guy changes his attitude because to be honest right now he is straight up obnoxious and unpleasant. Don't believe me? In one of his journals a person sent him constructive criticism on his writing in a polite and respectful way and Enter said and I quote "Have fun making mountains of debt that you will never be able to pay back in college" This shows how much of a smug, disrespectful person he really is.

He also is boring, he speaks in a monotone voice and he needs to lighten up! would you listen to MLK if the I have a dream speech was just him moaning? No you wouldn't! It was his passion and emotion that made people listen! While he just whines about how people in Victoria say 'Aubergine' instead of Eggplant.

And he thinks that nothing can be mean spirited. Kids know what suicide is! having suicide jokes isn't going to make them kill themselves! that's not how depression works. Suicide is what happens when Pain strongly overrules coping mechanisms and the sufferer can see no other way out and believes that death is the only solution. It's not: HURR I SAW A SUICIDE JOKE ON A CARTOON I BETTER KILL MYSELF XD" I've been suicidal and I assure you it was not because a fictional kitchen appliance told me to kill myself.

And Enter straight up insults writers. While in all honesty Enter is one of the worst writers I have ever seen! He cannot create any argument and just says pointless buzzwords words in a pretentious voice in the hopes that people will think he's a genius. It doesn't matter how deep your nose is buried down in a thesaurus or how obscure the words you are using are, the context is 95% of what drives your point home. You cannot just use a bunch of colourful words and expect it to mean something, that makes you look pretentious.

Mr.Enter (His real name is Jonathan, why couldn't he call himself that?) has his own cartoon coming out! called Growing Around. Whats it about? Children are adults and adults are children. That is not a fun premise, that's a one joke premise. And after reading through several of his scripts the show does not stand out at all, it is actually pretty bland and doesn't really have a fun or exciting feel to it. And he openly stated that one of the characters was so fun that you could just watch her doing chores and you would be entertained. That's pretty arrogant, man. Also not to mention that he stole the premise for the show from a Disney cartoon. You know that's really something, When Tolkien wrote the Lord of the Rings books he did not just think "Well I'm just going to copy Beowulf's premise" he looked at what parts of the text he could base elements of the story on and he created something new, he didn't just make a rip-off of Beowulf. So yeah, use elements that you liked from the Disney cartoon but don't just straight up rip it off.

All in all, Enter needs to lighten up and he needs to grow up.because he cannot accept that other people have opinions and different people like different things.

EDIT: also I recently found out that he is blaming the fact that he can't take criticism on Asperger's Syndrome. Okay, first of all Autism is not just some magical get out of jail free card for all your flaws, You can not just use it as an excuse for being immature. Second it is really insulting that you are saying that Asperger's causes you to act like this. I have Asperger's as well and I'll admit sometimes I do or say things that are a bit strange but I still know how to take criticism, It is so insulting that he thinks he can just blame his condition on all his flaws, That makes other Autistic people look bad. I really hope that by some miracle Mr. Enter changes his attitude and learns how to take constructive criticism because he is smug, disrespectful, obnoxious and rude to anyone he reviews and people who don't suck up to him.

3 years ago, Britian was celebrating more than ever. The London Olympics were in the summer and the queens diamond jubilee was in September, I still remember going with my family and friends to watch the lighting of the beacon, everyone was so happy!

skip 1 year ahead to 2013. the celebrations are over, Scotland is preparing for the 2014 referendum to leave the UK (which unfortunately failed) So the BBC decided to make a show to 'rekindle' the British pride from last year. In a show simply known as 'I Love My Country'. First of all, The United Kingdom is not a country. Scotland, England, Northern Ireland and Wales are countries. The United Kingdom is a sovereign state. I guess 'I Love My Sovereign State' wasn't a catchy enough. The show is based on a show in the Netherlands called 'Ik Hou Van Holland' translating to 'I Love Holland'.

Now that I got that out of the way, lets talk about the show. Its terrible. The intro shows us all the stereotypical British paraphernalia like red phone boxes and cups of tea. Its less like a TV show and more like how American schoolgirls see the UK. and about 1 welsh thing and 1 Scottish thing just so that the creator can say "I didn't forget about the other countries! see they're all in here!" And then we get to the show, the band isn't bad. Then the host starts talking. I wouldn't be surprised if half these puns came from /r/britishproblems.

You know how its a stereotype that all English people are obsessed with drinking tea and bowler hats? Well this show is a stereotype, its like when you see an American doing a god awful British impression in a movie because the director was too lazy to find an actual British person. Now we are on the games, good lord. putting pickled eels on British places. That's it. Oh yeah and Micky Flanagan is on this show.

I'm Scottish, this show is all about England, despite claiming to be about the UK. Scotland was already drifting apart. The 2014 referendum to leave the UK was already in motion, yeah the campaign failed but another one has been set for 2019. This show makes me ashamed to be British, In fact I was only slightly on the Yes side before this show aired, after it did, I was in full support for the Yes side. Here's hoping we win the next referendum so that we will be independent and that shows like this an not butcher our countries.