mark-couch
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It seems that Nicholas Cage either makes good films or bad films. This is a really terrible film.
I can't really go into details with fear of posting spoilers/ Suffice it is really, really bad.
Really bad. Did I say it was REALLY BAD ?
In fact the best part of the whole film is the end credits.
It is really really really really bad.
Terrible, not much more to be said really. Two hours and twenty one minutes of my life wasted. Bad in such a way that it makes the television series of the same name look half decent. The CGI is terrible, the dialogue worse and the acting not a great deal better. I kept waiting for Chris Pine to say 'Beam me up', I know I said it a few times. Such a shame, there was potential there, but......
The cover looked good, the write up looked good, the movie.... Terrible.
There are wonders of medical science in this movie. A Caesarian section scat that heals over night. Dead bodies that breathe.
The acting is third rate, at best. No Oscar nominations here.
Even for a gore/ slasher flick this really does scrape the bottom of the barrel.
Oh, and if you like swearing, this is the movie for you.
Total waste of time.
I did learn one thing though, I will now check reviews of the movies I think look good before buying them.
There are wonders of medical science in this movie. A Caesarian section scat that heals over night. Dead bodies that breathe.
The acting is third rate, at best. No Oscar nominations here.
Even for a gore/ slasher flick this really does scrape the bottom of the barrel.
Oh, and if you like swearing, this is the movie for you.
Total waste of time.
I did learn one thing though, I will now check reviews of the movies I think look good before buying them.