Asentiff2004
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Utterly awful in every single way. Drab, pretentious, over bloated self indulgent tripe with no redeemable qualities. Robert Eggers whose body of work is far better than whatever this was.
The ending of this utter horse crap was so utterly pretentious and hilariously wrapped in millennial clichés that I nearly choked on my spittle from laughter.
Watch paint dry for two hours and twelve minutes as it will insult your intelligence less then this pseudo farce of a film that is neither smart or artistic but rather this cliched pretentious and simply out and out awful film.
I understand all the 9s and 10s in this generation of over hyping everything that even smells of the faintest hint of pop culture relevance but it's clear as day now most reviewers are out and out liars here.
The ending of this utter horse crap was so utterly pretentious and hilariously wrapped in millennial clichés that I nearly choked on my spittle from laughter.
Watch paint dry for two hours and twelve minutes as it will insult your intelligence less then this pseudo farce of a film that is neither smart or artistic but rather this cliched pretentious and simply out and out awful film.
I understand all the 9s and 10s in this generation of over hyping everything that even smells of the faintest hint of pop culture relevance but it's clear as day now most reviewers are out and out liars here.
The reviews on this page, for this movie are written by entitled children who are inconsistent and ignorant in there approach to watching and reviewing this film...
It is evident that the average film goer doesnt understand what makes a kaiju film... 2 hours of wanton destruction IS NOT IT!!
Watch any Showa era G film and you will see how not only are these negative reviews based off of lazy ignorance, but by people who consider CBMs as high art.
The human element has AlWAYS been apart of Godzilla movies.. from Invasion of Astro Monster, Godzilla 84, Shin Godzilla, etc ad nauseam!
So clearly a generation of younger film goers has no idea about any Godzilla movie... the same things they're complaining about for KoM they were arguing the opposite for Godzilla (2014).. take any 1 star review as a trash review written by an ignorant and entitled lazy film goer
It is evident that the average film goer doesnt understand what makes a kaiju film... 2 hours of wanton destruction IS NOT IT!!
Watch any Showa era G film and you will see how not only are these negative reviews based off of lazy ignorance, but by people who consider CBMs as high art.
The human element has AlWAYS been apart of Godzilla movies.. from Invasion of Astro Monster, Godzilla 84, Shin Godzilla, etc ad nauseam!
So clearly a generation of younger film goers has no idea about any Godzilla movie... the same things they're complaining about for KoM they were arguing the opposite for Godzilla (2014).. take any 1 star review as a trash review written by an ignorant and entitled lazy film goer
Victor Frankenstein's monster, living a life of hatred finds himself engulfed in an ancient war between gargoyles and demons.
Very much in vain with the Underworld films in its presentation and story, though some may argue that this film is clichéd, bland and weak in its plot. I found that this film while yes does have those detraction's is enjoyable if you have low expectations. do not expect to be be blown away by any sense of the means. The acting was decent and the actual characterization was extremely limited, where s most of the film is pure action. The effects were decent for the most part, but many viewers may find them lacking and rather poor. The cinematography of the film is excellent. The pacing of this film seems and feels rushed from the very get go, but is intended for the films overall pacing and plot. In conclusion this film is not the best, nor the worst but is good for what it is. A popcorn film with little exposition which sacrifices plot, characterization for action and effects.
Very much in vain with the Underworld films in its presentation and story, though some may argue that this film is clichéd, bland and weak in its plot. I found that this film while yes does have those detraction's is enjoyable if you have low expectations. do not expect to be be blown away by any sense of the means. The acting was decent and the actual characterization was extremely limited, where s most of the film is pure action. The effects were decent for the most part, but many viewers may find them lacking and rather poor. The cinematography of the film is excellent. The pacing of this film seems and feels rushed from the very get go, but is intended for the films overall pacing and plot. In conclusion this film is not the best, nor the worst but is good for what it is. A popcorn film with little exposition which sacrifices plot, characterization for action and effects.