strawberry-kiwi-punch
Joined Oct 2012
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strawberry-kiwi-punch's rating
0/10 dialogue
3/10 acting
1/10 directing
1/10 plot -- what was even going on???
3/10 lols for how bad the dialogue/acting was 5/10 for incorporating cool indigenous healing practices 1/10 theology -- because I don't even know what point they were trying to make -50/10 for the weird scene where a grown a** man kisses a little girl
This movie was a hot mess. I kept watching, expecting it to get better given the reviews, but no. It doesn't get better. If you are reading this review halfway through the film, don't feel bad about shutting it off. It does not get better. You're not missing anything.
3/10 lols for how bad the dialogue/acting was 5/10 for incorporating cool indigenous healing practices 1/10 theology -- because I don't even know what point they were trying to make -50/10 for the weird scene where a grown a** man kisses a little girl
This movie was a hot mess. I kept watching, expecting it to get better given the reviews, but no. It doesn't get better. If you are reading this review halfway through the film, don't feel bad about shutting it off. It does not get better. You're not missing anything.
Decent acting, decent production, terrible writing. Pacing was all wrong. Characters were only there to move along the plot, which was nonsensical. How this movie managed to have next to no character character development given the twist at the end, I have no idea. Don't waste your time.
This is not a horror. This is a very mediocre (at best) action movie. I was scared exactly zero times during this movie lol.