dragonfire836

There is nothing funnier to me than a couple of prepys hatching up some ridiculous plan to get laid, only to inadvertently get themselves murdered. Were kids really this desperate in the 80's? What is it about an old abandoned house that just puts the girls in the mood? I dont know about you, but nothing turns me on more than dust and cobwebs. The unnamable has most of the things that you would expect from an 80's horror movie. Sex, death, gore, a monster, and people in their mid 30's pretending to be college students. The plot is fairly simple, the acting is cheesy, and the monster is.....AWESOME!! The one memorable thing about this movie is the creature. They did a great job with the make up, it is truly frightening and its blood curdling screams will really have an affect on you. Based on an H.P. lovecraft story but you wouldnt know it unless you are familiar with his work. This movie just doesnt have the atmosphere you would expect from a lovecraft story. All in all, if youre a fan of 80's horror movies such as myself, then you will like this movie.

OK, I am not Asian, I don't understand Asian culture. I don't know what makes them tick or what scares them. Perhaps if I did, I would of liked this movie. Or at least it would of made sense to me. A friend once told me that the Japanese people associate ghosts with water. If a Japanese horror movie does not have water, it will not scare them at all. I don't know if that's true, but if it is, its only one piece of the puzzle. How do you explain a needlessly over complicated plot? (Which is normal for Japanese horror movies, at least from my perspective.) Horrifying scenes that are never explained? The Japanese obsession with spooky looking faces and contorted bodies. Endings that make no sense at all. This movie seemed like a bunch of scary scenes thrown together, with little or no care whether it made sense or not. I could go on, but like I said before, if I was Asian maybe I would like this movie. But at the moment I just don't get it.