poeboy_7
Joined Jul 2012
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That is the budget of this movie, and I think it went to a bottle of Taaka. I've seen elementary school productions that are better than this. Kudos for the attempt but also not everything you think of should be let out into the world. I'd like my money back. The time...will never be regained. But I guess that's life: The only things you can actually get back are money and STDs. But only one of those has a lasting effect. Anyway, or enjoyed exactly zero things about this movie. I watched it alone and still felt embarrassed by what the people around me were thinking. Videos of my colonoscopies are more entertaining.
It seems like they misused both dollars in this movie's budget. The acting is grade-school quality. The opening scene plays like amateur improv night at the local bowling alley/bar. Points for trying, I guess, but it just feels like nobody here is trying to make something fun, much less something good. Everyone looks so bored and the performances are flat and bland. I'd call it unwatchable but that seems too generous. This should have probably stayed as a home movie on a Maxell VHS tape in dad's basement den. Not a single likeable character here. I had high hopes it would turn into a slasher/elimination movie, but alas, not all prayers are answered.